Transcript:Juna

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A player beginning to tell Juna a story.

After completing the Tears of Guthix quest, players have the option to collect tears once a week. To do so, players must first tell Juna a story of their travels and adventures. Each story can be linked to a quest done in the past.

List of Stories

Quest	Story ending	Juna's reply
All Fired Up	"...And that was how I learned to maintain King Roald's's watchtower beacons."
Animal Magnetism	"...and so the attractor works using an undead chicken and a magnet."	"How odd."
Another Slice of H.A.M	"...so I rescued Zanik from Sigmund and the railway was opened."	(Before The Chosen Commander) (After The Chosen Commander) "She lived, only to rebel against her destiny. It would have been better if she had died."
As a First Resort...	"...So now the Oo'glog spa is open!"
Back to my Roots	"...So I defeated the wild vine and learned how to care for my own Jade Vine."	"The care of nature is important, but wild plants are creatures of Guthix just as much as cultivated ones."
Between a Rock...	"...I had to be shot out of a cannon into a rock! But, finally, I banished the spirit of the rock and Dondakan could mine his gold."
Big Chompy Bird Hunting	"...poor Rantz was so clumsy he couldn't shoot anything, but I managed to kill the Chompy bird."
Biohazard	"...it turned out there was no plague after all!"	"Deception of the people by their rulers is a terrible thing."
Black Knights' Fortress	"...in the end the Black Knights were defeated by a cabbage!"	"One should never underestimate the vegetables of Guthix."
The Blood Pact	"...so I rescued the prisoner, but the last cultist's death completed the ritual. Dragith Nurn's tomb broke open to reveal a staircase to the lower level of the catacombs."
Blood Runs Deep	"After sealing away the dagganoth mother, we held a funeral for Prince Brand and Princess Astrid."	"Death is a natural part of life. Celebrate it that as much mourn it."
The Branches of Darkmeyer	"...and, when I went back to Veliaf, he said I'd just put the Myreque in more danger."	"We do not yet know what will happen due to your actions. You had good intentions and therefore, good may still come of it."
Buyers and Cellars
Cabin Fever	"...so I holed the enemy ship with another cannon shot, and the Adventurous sailed triumphantly into Mos Le'Harmless!"
Carnillean Rising	"...so Philipe Carnilean now travels the world, seeking out adventure!"	"A worthy career, indeed. It is good that the boy has taken charge of his own life instead of living in his parents' shadow."
Catapult Construction	"...And that was how I repaired the catapult in the Tyras camp."	"Catapults are terrible devices. They move rocks from their proper Guthix-assigned positions."
The Chosen Commander	"...so Zanik and I defeated the Bandos Avatar!"	"I know what happened. Your actions were an affront to the authority of the gods. You may redeem yourself in the eyes of Guthix, but Zanik is no longer welcome here."
Clock Tower	"...so, it was I who repaired the clock tower."
A Clockwork Syringe	"...and then I sank the fleet of zomboats, and protected Mos Le'Harmless from Annihiliation."	"Undead pirates enhanced by machinery? If ever a more abominable affront to balance existed.."
Cold War	"...It was a close call, but I managed to discover the penguins' plans and escape from their base."	"Penguins? Those creatures are not to be underestimated."
Contact!	"...And when I emerged from the temple I found the place hugely changed. The deserted food stalls and empty streets were replaced with a healthy city filled with life, colour and commerce."
Cook's Assistant	"...And, in the end, I found all the ingredients, so the Duke of Lumbridge had a birthday cake after all."	"Ah, a happy ending. It would not be good for such an anniversary to go unmarked.
Creature of Fenkenstrain	"...But in the end I stopped Fenkenstrain from continuing his horrible experiments."
The Curse of Arrav	"...And so I escaped with the heart of Arrav."	"This separation of heart from man is not natural. It is good you are looking to resolve such matters."
Darkness of Hallowvale	"...I gave Safalaan the book on haemalchemy, and he recommended me for a position in the Myreque."	"I'm sure you will have many more adventures on behalf of the Myreque. Then, perhaps, you will have even more stories to tell me."
Deadliest Catch	"...and we returned to the Fishing Guild where Jones set up shop selling his own Miracle Thalassus Protection Cream."	"It's a small blessing that the creature can continue to exist."
Dealing with Scabaras	"...And that was how I dealt with the High Priest of Scabaras."	"The desert gods are strange, but you must be sure to pay them the proper respect."
Death Plateau	"...So, from then on, the Imperial Guard was able to access Death Plateau safely and take the trolls by surprise."
Death to the Dorgeshuun	"...Sigmund escaped again, but Zanik and I destroyed the machine and Dorgesh-Kaan was saved!"	(Before The Chosen Commander) "Zanik still has her destiny to fulfil, and I have a feeling you will have a part in that." (After The Chosen Commander) "Saved, only to later rebel against its rightful ruler. But that is all past now."
Defender of Varrock	"...The Shield of Arrav glowed with lightning, and Dimintheis used it to defeat the zombie army."
Demon Slayer	"...so I destroyed the demon Delrith and saved Varrock!"	"I remember Delrith. A most unpleasant character; I am glad he has been dispatched."
Desert Treasure	"...In the pyramid I discovered a whole new set of magic spells!"
Devious Minds	"...it was I who accidentally brought a teleport beacon onto Entrana! But the Temple Knights are investigating, so it should be all right."
Diamond in the Rough	"So it turned out Lady Keli was really the desert goddess Amascut in disguise! She escaped with the heart, and left Ozan and I to defeat her bodyguards."	It is good that the prince was safely returned home to retain the balance of peace, but the cost may prove to be high.
The Dig Site	"...And the examiner was very impressed that I had discovered an ancient altar of Zaros."	"Zaros? I had not heard that name for a thousand years, even before the start of my sojourn here."
Do No Evil	"...and so the monkey colony prospers and Apmeken is restored."	"Restoring Apmeken is but a tilt of the scals in bringing balance to the desert. Still, it is a tilt in the right direction."
Doric's Quest	"...so once I had got all the ores he wanted, Doric let me use his anvils."	"Such a small task hardly seems worthy of the term 'quest'."
Dragon Slayer	"...so with Elvarg the dragon dead, the master of the Champions' Guild let me in, and I was able to wear rune plate armour!"
Dream Mentor	"...So in the end I travelled into Cyrisus's Dreamland and defeated his fear of combat."
Druidic Ritual	"...so Kagemeex taught me how to use the Herblore skill."	"A generous reward indeed."
Dwarf Cannon	"...and that was how I fixed the dwarf multicannon."	"So, war still rages in the world above? Will you never tire of creating machines of destruction?"
Eadger's Ruse	"...Eadgar's ruse was absurd, but it worked! The trolls ate a fake human, and I got the herb for the druids' ritual."
Eagle's Peak	"...in the end I had to dress up as an eagle in order to get the zoo a new ferret!"	"You should not make light of your tampering with the balance of nature. Always treat the natural world with respect."
The Elder Kiln	"...Kot left without another word, I can't help but think that the memories of the dead TzHaar champion wiegh heavily on his mind."	The dead's memories are sacred. To channel them through the living is an affront to Guthix. The TzHaar should have steered clear of that klin.
Elemental Workshop I	"...once I had repaired the Elemental Workshop, I was able to make an elemental shield."
Elemental Workshop II	"...so I instilled the power of my mind into the primed bar and smithed it into an elemental mind helm!"	"You should be careful about meddling with your own head."
Elemental Workshop III	"...pressing the button powered the elemental bar. I was then able to make a body body."	"Sounds like an arduous task."
Elemental Workshop IV	"...pressing the button powered the elemental bar. I was then able to make some chaos boots."	"This workshop sounds complex."
Enakhra's Lament	"...then Akthanakos and Enakhra went away to the north to continue fighting."	"A battle between two such powerful beings will take much time and unleash much energy. I hope that the natural world is not damaged in this conflict!"
Enlightened Journey	"...we landed the balloon in Taverley and Auguste thanked me for helping him get his idea off the ground."
Ernest the Chicken	"...So, once I had found all the parts for the machine, poor Ernest could be himself once more."	"That was a good deed. It is a terrible thing to be locked out of one's natural form."
The Eyes of Glouphrie	"...the machine revealed that the cute creatures were actually Arposandran spies! I destroyed them, and King Narnode gave me a crystal seed that belonged to Oaknock the Engineer."
A Fairy Tale Part I - Growing Pains	"...so I defeated the tanglefoot and returned the Fairy Queen's enchanted secateurs to the Fairy Godfather."	"These fairies seem to be well-versed in the powers of nature."
A Fairy Tale Part II - Cure a Queen	"...the Fairy Queen awoke, and we realized that the Godfather had betrayed her!"	"Politics is never straightforward."
A Fairy Tale Part III - Battle at Orks Rift	"...and as the Fairy Godfather got sucked into the rift, his power grew so immense that the rift exploded and destroyed an entire area of Zanaris. Cursed Ivory orks now roam that area, continually regrowing from the cursed farming patches!"	"That is indeed troubling, [User name]." To which you reply: "However, the Fairy Queen has now been returned to her rightful throne, and the Fairy Godfather won't be around to bother anyone again!" To which Juna replies: "It seems you truly are a force for good, [User name]. Guthix himself would approve of you returning balance to the realm of Zanaris."
The Family Crest	"...So all three parts of the family crest were reunited."
The Feud	"...So despite the failure of my original task, Ali Morrisane was very happy about his nephew's fortunes."
Fight Arena	"...I beat General Khazard in his own arena and won the Servils their freedom!"
The Firemaker's Curse	"...so Char is still there, supposedly planning for Zaros's return."	"Zaros's return is not something I can look on kindly, but we must admire Char's devotion. It takes strength to stay loyal for so many centuries."
Fishing Contest	"...And after I had won the fishing contest, the Dwarves let me go under White Wolf Mountain."	"Fishing? A strange test of worthiness to pass through an underground tunnel!"
Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf	"...I think I did something with a drunken dwarf, but I can't remember what."	"You must be careful not to let drink muddle your brain!"
Forgiveness of a Chaos Dwarf	"...And it turned out that Hilda had been the chaos dwarf we killed in the tower. Veldaban was devestated."	"Losing one's identity is worse than death."
The Fremennik Isles	"...I slew many trolls and brought the Troll King's head back to Neitiznot as a trophy."
The Fremennik Trials	" ...And that was how I became an honourary member of the Fremennik, and was given my Fremennik name, (player's Fremennik name)."
Fur'n'seek	"...So, I fetched all the furs the Odd Old Man wanted and he gave me a reward!"	"This Odd Old Man has some puzzling requests. I wonder about the motivations of his actions."
Garden of Tranquility	"...so the garden at Varrock palace is all my work!"	"It is good that you can take time from slaying and adventuring to grow a beautiful garden."
Gertrude's Cat	"...I returned Fluffs safely to Gertrude and she gave me a cat of my own!"	"Cats are one of the most mysterious creatures of Guthix. I hope you take your responsibility seriously."
Ghosts Ahoy	"...so the people of Port Phasmatys were finally able to rest."
The Giant Dwarf	"...the statue in Keldagrim was rebuilt and I witnessed a meeting of the Mining Consortium."	"I have a feeling that Keldagrim will be the setting of many great adventures for you."
Glorious Memories	"As soon as King Vargas had regained his human form, he set off on another adventure."
Goblin Diplomacy	"...and so the goblins ended up wearing the armour colour they had to start off with!"	"Poor, silly goblins! Their race had such potential; if only they could rise above their petty squabbles."
The Golem	"...And I had to reprogram the golem before it would believe that the demon was dead."	"I remember well the battle of Uzer."
The Grand Tree	"...Glough fled like the coward he really is, and the Grand Tree was saved!"
The Great Brain Robbery	"...but after the monks' brains had been restored, I had to fight an enormous abomination called Barrelchest!"	"Zombies and brain-swapping? It is good that you stopped this disrespect for nature."
Grim Tales	"...so I found the golden goblin and cut down the beanstalk, and that was the end of that grim tale!"
Gunnar's Ground	"...and the chieftain agreed to settle on the land that his ancestors had won."	"These militant Fremennik think they serve Guthix, but they serve only themselves."
Hand in the Sand	"...so that was how I gave Bert a hand solving the murder and returned the wizard's head, solving the riddle of the ever-full sand pits!"	"A victim dies and a murderer is punished - that is balance."
Haunted Mine	"...And from the legendary crystals I cut a salve shard to fight the undead."
Hazeel Cult (Ceril's side)	"...that was how I foiled the cultists in their plan to resurrect Hazeel."	"The Mahjarrat are a vile race. You would do well to steer clear of them."
Hazeel Cult (Hazeel's side)	"...So that was how I helped return Hazeel to his followers."	"The Mahjarrat are a vile race. You would do well to steer clear of them."
Heroes' Quest	"...so, after I had retrieved all the items, I became a member of the Heroes' Guild!"
Holy Grail	"...and out of all the Knights of the Round Table, it was I who found the Holy Grail."
Horror from the Deep	"...And that was the end of the horror from the deep!"
Hunt for Red Raktuber	"...and the Larry was kidnapped by the penguins and I had to swim on a polar bear to get back to the mainland."	"Those penguins are shifty characters."
Icthlarin's Little Helper	"...and with the amulet I received, I could understand the language of cats!"	"It is a rare privilege to understand the language of those beings. You should listen carefully to all they have to say - but not believe too much of it."
Imp Catcher	"...took some time, but I finally got all four beads back, and Mizgog gave me my reward."	"Imps! I remember the age of great war, when armies of Zamorak's imps bloodied the ankles of the other gods' creatures."
In Aid of the Myreque	"...Veliaf was very impressed by the Rod of Ivandis, and I can use it to kill juves and the juvinates!"
In Pyre Need	"...And that was how I helped the phoenix to be reborn!"	"You have performed a service to one of the creatures of Guthix, and for that I thank you."
In Search of the Myreque	"...so, I suppose it was my fault that the young members of the Myreque were killed by Vanstrom."
Jungle Potion	"...and once I had gathered all the herbs, Trufitus Shakaya was able to commune with his gods."
Kennith's Concerns	"...And my last step was to bring Kennith his toy train."
King of the Dwarves	"...So now Veldaban is the king of the dwarves"	"...You may have had noble motives, but you have robbed the rightful king of his throne. This action is not balanced"
King's Ransom	"...And after I had used the spell to free King Arthur, I disguised him as a guard so he could escape."
The Knight's Sword	"...that was how I found the Imcando Dwarves and got the knight a new sword."
Land of the Goblins	"...Oldak and I escaped from Yu'biusk before the portal closed, but Zanik was trapped in the box."	(Before The Chosen Commander) (After The Chosen Commander) "Only to later return and betray the author of her destiny. I wish she had never found that box."
Legacy of Seergaze	"...I slew a Vyrewatch, as Safalaan had asked, and took the corpse to the Paterdomus Columbarium to cremate it. In gratitude the spirit left a key which allowed me to gain access to their worldly wealth. My first prize was a blood talisman!"	"With your mind so focused on material wealth, I worry whether the intrigues overshadowing your discoveries are being properly looked into. Drakan, I fear, is a whole world of trouble for which you are ill-prepared."
Legends' Quest	"...and when I had completed all the tasks, I became a member of the Legends' Guild!"
Let Them Eat Pie	"...and in the end Rolo's food stores were given to the people of Burthorpe to enjoy."	"So the hungry become fed and the overfed became...well, empty. Guthix might not approve of the methods used, but a balance has been struck."
Lost City	"...And when I entered the door carrying the Dramen Staff, I was transported to a whole new world - a world populated by magical fairies!"
The Lost Tribe	"...Sigmund was dismissed, and the duke and the ruler of the cave goblins signed a peace treaty."	"The Dorgueshuun goblins have been good neighbours during my vigil here. They are a timid race, but not cowardly, and I am glad they have the peace they desire."
Love Story	"...so the Wise Old Man and Zenevivia are living happily ever after, but they still wouldn't give me that hat!"	"A hat is just a hat [User name]." To which you reply: "Grr!"
Lunar Diplomacy	"...so I defeated my mirror image, won the respect of the Moon Clan and persuaded them to communicate with the Fremennik."	"The Moon Clan's reliance on magic is no more balanced than the Fremennik's hatred of it."
Making History	"...so the outpost became a museum."	"History is the greatest story of all, and it is very good that you have helped to preserve it."
Meeting History	"...And that was how I travelled into the past and met the first family to arrive in RuneScape."	"You have been truly blessed by Guthix. I can only dream of such an honour."
Merlin's Crystal	"...and when I told King Arthur that I had single-handedly freed Merlin from his crystal prison, he made me a knight of the Round Table!"
Missing My Mummy	"...So, I was able to restore the mummy enough to make sense of what she was saying."	"To have your body, spirit and shadow scattered by time must be a terrible thing. It is good that you have helped ease the mummy's torment by restoring her."
Monk's Friend	"...so the monks had a drunken party to celebrate the child's birthday."	"Mirth should not be taken to excess. These Saradominists have never understood the importance of balance." To which you reply: "Also, although they'd brought plenty of alcohol, I never saw them getting anything for the child to drink."
Monkey Madness	"...So I defeated the Jungle Demon and stopped the Monkeys' plot to take over Karamja."	"I see they couldn't make a monkey out of you!" Players reply: "Well, actually, I was a monkey for a bit."
Mountain Daughter	"...I was too late to save the chieftan's daughter, but at least I gave her a proper burial."	"Brief is life, but more precious if its passing is properly honoured."
Mourning's End Part I	"...after I had told the Head Mourner I had poisoned the city, he told me about the lost temple in the mountains that they're searching for."
Mourning's End Part II	"...What kind of twisted mind would come up with the light-beam puzzle in that temple?
Murder Mystery	"...And that's how I solved the murder of Lord Sinclair."
My Arm's Big Adventure	"...My Arm is still up on that rooftop, growing goutweed in his little farming patch!"	"it is good that a troll wishes to study the complex skill that is Farming."
Myths of the White Lands	"...I went through the snow imps' prank. Explorer Jack had no idea the 'riches' were really frozen yeti dung!"	"It is pleasant to hear that the snow imps are still up to their old tricks."
Nature Spirit	"...and that was how I helped Filliman Tarlock transform into a nature spirit."	"It is good that you helped a servant of Guthix to his rest."
Nomad's Requiem	"...And, finally, Nomad fell before me."	"Impressive...Most impressive."
Observatory Quest	"...and, when I had fixed the telescope, I looked through and saw the stars."	"It is long since I have seen the stars."
Olaf's Quest	"...It wasn't easy, but I managed to convince Olaf's family that he was a good navigator."
One Piercing Note	"...and that's how I caught the Citharede Abbey murderer."	"Of course, I worked out who the murderer was half way through your story."
One Small Favour	"...I still can't believe how long that 'one small favour' took me!"
The Path of Glouphrie	"...The room filled up with gas and I nearly died, but Hazelmere came to my rescue."	"A truly exciting tail of failing and needing to be rescued."
Perils of Ice Mountain	"...So now Nurmof's pickaxe machine is powered by a windmill."	"You acted as a true servant of Guthix in this matter."
Pirate's Treasure	"...And when I dug in the middle of the park in Falador, I found the pirate's treasure!"	"Such is ever the folly of pirates, to bury their loot in the ground so that another can dig it up."
Plague City	"...And that was how I rescued Elena from West Ardougne."
Priest in Peril	"...but with Drezel's help I was able to purify the River Salve."
Prince Ali Rescue	"...And I had to disguise Prince Ali as a woman in order to smuggle him out!"
The Prisoner of Glouphrie	"...and that's how Bolrie was reunited with his family."	"Bringing families back together is a noble cause; however, what you tell me of the city of Arposandra is a crime towards nature and balance, and it worries me greatly."
Quiet Before the Swarm	"...and I unlocked Korasi's memories and learned what happened on the ship."	"The Void Knights walk a fine line as they seek balance."
Rag and Bone Man	"...I fetched all the bones the Odd Old Man wanted and he gave me a reward!"	"What could that man have wanted all those bones for? Collecting that many bones cannot be a balanced activity."
Rat Catchers	"...those rat-catchers are odd people, but, by the end of it, I had caught a huge number of rats all over RuneScape!"	"Rats are a highly unbalanced creature and it is right that their numbers be controlled."
Recipe for Disaster	"...So after I had freed all the dinner guests I was finally able to face the Culinaromancer and put an end to his mad schemes!"	"That evil wizard's time spells sent a ripple through the fabric of balance. I am glad he is no longer at large!"
Recruitment Drive	"...So I figured out their weird puzzles, and the Temple Knights asked me to join as an initiate member!"	I have heard tales of these 'Temple Knights' from many years past. Be wary, their motivations are not what they might lead you to believe."
Regicide	"...I returned to tell King Lathas that the assassination was successful, and he rewarded me."
The Restless Ghost	"...and once I returned the skull, the ghost was able to rest."	"A strange attachment to an item that has no use after one's death."
Ritual of the Mahjarrat	"...and, after the dragonkin killed Lucien, we hid the Stone of Jas again."	"It is good that the stone is once more hidden away, but the damage has been done. Lucien was dangerous, but these dragonkin could end up destroying everything."
Rocking Out	"...And that was how I heard the tale of the death of Rabid Jack the pirate."	"The lives of pirates often make for good tales."
Romeo and Juliet	"...I gave the message to Romeo, but he misunderstood, so they never were together."	"Never was there a story of more woe that this of Juliet and her Romeo."
Roving Elves	"...and when I planted the shard it grew into a crystal tree!"
Royal Trouble	"...I showed that the war was based on a misunderstanding, and now Miscellania and Etceteria are at peace again!"	"War? What is it good for?" To which you reply: "Absolutely nothing."
Rum Deal	"...so that was how I helped keep the zombie pirates drunk!"	"Drunken zombie pirates? What is the world coming to?"
Rune Mechanics	"...So Clerval and I successfully made a Rune Guardian pet."	"Hmm, be careful of such powers - they are better left with the gods."
Rune Mysteries	"...So, I brought Aubury's notes to Sedridor the head wizard and, from then on, I was able to mine rune essence."	"So, the mortals above have discovered magic once more? Very interesting."
Salt in the Wound	"...and, when I awoke, the queen was dead and the villagers of Witchaven were free."	"This just goes to show the power of teamwork."
Scorpion Catcher	"...I would never have thought that three scorpions would take that long to find!"
Sea Slug	"...and that was how I rescued Caroline's family from the sea slugs."
Shades of Mort'ton	"...so Mort'ton returned pretty much to normal and I was able to put the shades to rest."
Shadow of the Storm	"...Denath was Agrith-Naar all along! But I managed to summon the demon again and slay him."	"Agrith-Naar was one of the demons my master banished at the end of the great war. It seems he found a way to work around the ban on direct intervention."
Sheep Herder	"...so the sheep were safely killed and incinerated."
Shield of Arrav	"...so that's how I helped return the Shield of Arrav."
Shilo Village	"...so, what Rashiliyia wanted all along was to be reunited with her son in the afterlife."
Slug Menace	"...when I told Sir Tiffy that I had accidentally freed the Mother Mallum, he promoted me to the rank of Proselyte within the Temple Knights."	"That was a strange response to such an unfortunate event. But the motives of the Temple Knights have always been incomprehensibly unbalanced."
Smoking Kills	"...who would have thought there were so many monsters down the well in Pollnivneach?"	"You will find that monsters can hide in the most surprising of places. Indeed, those with friendly faces can be the closest things to a monster. Be most careful in your desert adventures."
Some Like it Cold	"...and then the egg hatched and a baby penguin came out. You should have seen the look on Larry's face."	"Larry's path was never an easy one, but this will complicate matters.
Song from the Depths	"...so the souls of the sleeping people were returned but Remora, the Siren, was killed by the Queen Black Dragon during our escape."	"Well, at least her death will prevent the Queen from growing stronger stealing other people's souls."
A Soul's Bane	"...so I defeated all of the monsters in Tolna's subconscious and he escaped from the rift."	"The most fearsome monsters are to be found in the darkness of our own minds.
Spirit of Summer	"...I trapped the Spirit Beast and the family could talk again, but they said I had only made it more powerful."	"I have heard of that Spirit Beast. You did very well to even survive your encounter with it."
Spirits of the Elid	"...so it turned out that the people of Nardah were dying of thirst because the spirits of the Elid had cursed them for turning away from their goddess."	"It is a terrible thing for people to turn away from their religion. I think the spirits taught the town a lesson."
Stolen Hearts	"...but Ozan and I were caught trying to steal the diamond, and while we were trying to convice the emir to trade it for his son, his own heart gave out!"	"Life is full of little ironies, but do not presume such coincidences are without deliberate cause."
Summer's End	"...and after I defeated the Spirit Beast, Summer and her family were finally able to die."	"The balance of life and death have been restored. It is good."
Swan Song	"...so the Wise Old Man said it was time for him to retire, and he left the colony and went home. He taught me a lot, but he wouldn't let me have his hat!"	"A hat is just a hat, [user name]." To which you reply: "Grrr!"
Swept Away	"...And that was how I helped the witches prepare their goulash."
Tai Bwo Wannai Trio	"...so, that was how I helped the people of Tai Bwo Wannai return."
A Tail of Two Cats	"...now Bob and Neite are very happy together!"	"Bob the cat? I have heard of that strange creature, but have never been able to fathom him. It is no small achievement for you to be able to."
The Tale of the Muspah	"...And so, with Jhallan hibernating again, I had managed to get a trophy for Erjolf."	"I must ponder whether your actions have interfered with balance or preserved it. Perhaps there is too little information to decide yet."
Tears of Guthix
The Temple at Sennisten	"...And with the communication portal restored, Azzanadra could talk to Zaros again."	"Finally the order shifts towards balance again. You know, of course, that Zamorak is merely a pretender-god. For a mortal to assume such power is really not good for balance."
Temple of Ikov (Helping Lucien)	"...Lucien said that the Staff of Armadyl I gave him had made him more powerful."
Temple of Ikov (Against Lucien)	"I refused to give Lucien the Staff of Armadyl and had to fight him."
Throne of Miscellania	"...So that was how I became King/Queen of Miscellania!<ref name="gender">If a player switches their gender after the quest, the player will say their current gender instead of the one used to marry in the quest, despite the fact that the NPC the player marries to recognizes that the player is a different gender.</ref>"
TokTz-Ket-Dill	"...and that's how I defeated the TokTz-Ket-Dill and helped to write a Tzhaar play."	"I wish I could have seen your play, [User name]. I am always glad to hear your stories."
The Tourist Trap	"...Ana wasn't too happy to be cooped up in that barrel! But at least I got her out of the mining camp."
Tower of Life	"...So, it turned out that the alchemists had created a Homunculus - a mixture of logic and magic."	"Ah, that is good. New forms of life should always be created according to a balance between different principles."
Tree Gnome Village	"..And King Bolren thanked me for defeating the warlord and returning the orbs to the gnome people."
Tribal Totem	"...I returned the totem and the Rantuki tribe rewarded me for my help."
Troll Romance	"...so Ug and Aga lived happily ever after."
Troll Stronghold	"...and, after I rescued Godric, Dunstan gave me two magic lamps as a reward!"
Underground Pass	"...I don't know who put all those traps in the underground pass!"
Vampyre Slayer	"...And once the vampyre was dead, the people of Draynor no longer lived in fear."
A Void Dance	"...and on finally tracking down the missing Void Leech, I dealt with it appropriately."	"Your decisions and choices are a matter for your own conscience."
The Void Stares Back	"...so I defeated the Pest Queen, but lost a good friend."	"The knights have not stood united for a very long time."
Wanted!	"...and, after I finally managed to track him down, let me tell you, that Solus Dellagar was almost as powerful as he was insane!"	"Yes, it seems he sacrificed his sanity for power. Power often comes with a cost, and the highest cost is often the one you do not inmediately see."
Watchtower	"...and with the shield generator working, the ogres could never threaten Yanille again."
Waterfall Quest	"...And that was how I retrieved the Chalice of Eternity from the waterfall."
What Lies Below	"...but after I defeated King Roald, Rat was able to remove Surok's mind control spell from him."	"I see the servants of Zamorak still play their part in balancing the world between good and evil."
What's Mine is Yours
While Guthix Sleeps	"...But Lucien took the Stone of Jas and teleported away!"	"You should know better than to interfere. Without your involvement, the stone would still rest where my master had put it. But good may yet come of this. We shall see."
Witch's House	"...All that trouble just to get a ball out of someone's garden!"	"It is often hard to know how long a task will take when we begin it."
Within the Light	"...And that's what happened within the light.
Wolf Whistle	"...And that was how I managed to stop the trolls from making Druid soup."
Zogre Flesh Eaters	"...Those Zogres were disgusting! But I learned how to fight them with brutal arrows and disease balm."	"Zombie Ogres!? Some of the foulest creatures of Zamorak. In the great wars, the zogre armies would repel the forces of Saradomin with their stench alone."

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Trivia

• Jagex has inconsistencies within these conversations. One example is where they capitalise "Knight", "Round", and "Table" in "Knight of the Round Table". In another conversation it is "knight of the round table".