Varrock Census

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Varrock Census

The Varrock Census is attached to a lectern in the library in the Varrock Palace. It lists the names and occupations of some of the citizens of Varrock from the Year 160 during the Fifth age. Since the current year in RuneScape is Year 169, it is currently 9 years out of date.

The census is used in the Defender of Varrock quest to track down the descendents of the Elders of Avarrocka.

Transcript

Citizen name	Profession
Gryff Aldock	Town Crier
Raminme Altrodor	Cook
Layte Aubury	Rune seller
Ingald Belger	Apothecary
Asyff Bymajique	Fancy dress store owner
Baraek Brigson	Fur seller
Brugsen Bursen	Economist
Jeremy Clerksin	Cart expert
Daerig Clod	Unemployed
Phillipa DeMarne	Minor noble
Trista Donaldson	Banker
Straven Enroy	Legitimate businessman
Gertrude Fairweather	Housewife
Shilop Fairweather	Baby
Walter Fairweather	Travelling merchant
Wilough Fairweather	Baby
Dimintheis Fitzharmon	Former Noble
Eustace Forthwright	Guard
Everard Grafham	Natural Historian
Matthew Grey	Sailor
Grimesquit Grime	Profession Withheld
Phingspet Grime	Profession Withheld
Benny Gutenberg	Journalist
Haig Halen	Curator
Randulf Harlow	Vampire Hunter
Tobias Hills	Guard
Louisiana Jones	Student
Lawrence Lambare	Priest
Wimock Landsdown	Teacher
Stuart Lea	Playwright
Phearthee Levalsyx	Mugger
Charles Lyeman	Unemployed
Surok Magis	Mage
Gaffit Malore	Librarian
Mabel Malore	Information Clerk
Alfi Marino	Chef
Aris Maye	Gypsy
Iffie Nitter	Retired
Thessalia Nitter	Clothes Shop Owner
Elsie Parks	Retired
Fred Parks	Retired
Ethel Prim	Servant
Hartwin Prim	Student
Enhtor Prysin	Knight
Idonea Ramlock	Teacher
Trevick Ramlock	Banker
Aeonisig Raispher	Royal Advisor
Katrine Raven	Wallet Relocater
Horvik Ravitz	Apprentice Blacksmith
Roald Remanis	Our Glorious King
Milo Rovin	Captain of the guard
Martina Scorsby	Washerwoman
Stephan Scorsby	Guard
Sani Semiv	Master Smith
Herbert Spiccanspan	Street Cleaner
Brana Talvoy	Farmer
Launa Talvoy	Farmer
Reldo Trimmly	Assistant Librarian
Jack Tylner	Rat Exterminator
Romily Weaklax	Pie Salesman
Treznor Withings	Kitchen Boy

Trivia

• One of the names, Jeremy Clerksin, is listed as a cart expert. This is likely a reference to one of the hosts of the British motoring TV Series, Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson.
• There are three bars in Varrock: the Blue Moon Inn, Jolly Boar Inn, and Dancing Donkey, but no citizens are listed as bartenders, perhaps because the census is out-of-date.
• Treznor Withings, who is listed as a kitchen boy in the Census, is currently a gardener.