Chaos Elemental Letter 3

Chaos Elemental Letter 3 was a Letter to the Chaos Elemental included in the Postbag 9. It can be found in Postbag from the Hedge 9, released 1 August 2006.

Letter

“	Dress up big like a flappy bird, happy bird Hunter strong when the ferrets herd, heretic’s word Flappy high with twelve willow branches, brillo lunches Bandos down with hail of punches, pail of hunches Impy sheep new and shiny, sew and ninely Curator taught but the kids are whiny, wilds not kindly Izso easy to make troll king shiver, shoal thing river Pick it up with the undead quiver, quintet liver Sing the song for shantay claws, clumpy gores Seasons pass for animal lores, magical chores Penguin eyes are low and evil, crunchy weevil Brutal way for shark retrieval, rather medieval Trawl along the ancient bed, sucker’s head Dwarf and scorp are almost dead... Almost dead.	”
	— Chaos Elemental, Postbag 12

Translation

Phrase	Meaning	Update
Dress up big like a flappy bird, happy bird	Release of Eagles' Peak quest (alternatively release of the Chicken costume)	Eagles' Peak (Easter Antics
Hunter strong when the ferrets herd, heretic’s word	Referring to the release of the Hunter skill and the Eagles' Peak ferret update.	HUNTER SKILL!
Flappy high with twelve willow branches, brillo lunches	12 Willow branches are a requirement in Enlightened Journey	Enlightened Journey
Bandos down with hail of punches, pail of hunches	Referring to Bandos being defeated in the God Wars Dungeon	God Wars Dungeon
Impy sheep new and shiny, sew and ninely	New graphics update to imps	Concerning imps and other things...
Izso easy to make troll king shiver, shoal thing river	Referring to Jatizso attempting to defeat the Ice troll king in The Fremennik Isles quest	Fremennik Isles
Pick it up with the undead quiver, quintet liver	Picking up arrows with the Ava's attractor (undead quiver)	Animal Magnetism
Sing the song for shantay claws, clumpy gores	Shantay Claws from the 2006 Christmas Event	Christmas Update!
Penguin eyes are low and evil, crunchy weevil	Penguin agents from the quest, Cold War	What's black and white and goes green when it's finished?
Brutal way for shark retrieval, rather medieval	Using hands to catch sharks with Barbarian Training	Barbarian Training
Trawl along the ancient bed, sucker's head	Fishing trawler update and a new sea slug quest, The Slug Menace	Cows, Chickens, Rabbits and the Fishing Trawler & Slug Menace
Dwarf and scorp are almost dead... Almost dead.	Discontinuation of the Drunken Dwarf random event.	Template:Unknown
Curator taught but the kids are whiny, wilds not kindly	Refers to the curator in the Varrock Museum, and its release.	Varrock's New Look
Seasons pass for animal lores, magical chores	Referring to the long wait for the Summoning skill, then planned to be named Animal Lore	Summoning!

External links

• Postbag 12 - RuneScape Game Guide