Chaos Elemental Letter 10

According to Postie Pete in Postbag from the Hedge 32, out of the only beings who could respond to a letter about RuneScape High Detail, three are bordering on mad, one is too busy bartending, another is possibly fictional and the rest are gods. As such, the Chaos Elemental responded:

“ A laborer missed the High Detail boat, like the large friends of Charles Perrault. Who? Nigel! Who? A smothering yeti, that’s what. He has a brother, you know – an outpost up a family tree. Two seasons in quick succession? That’s the work of rockhopper. I saw him a minute ago...singing Hollywood, Flesh and Blood. Life is fun at the purdy brown, including some hard acts to follow. Stir a vodka nutcracker, and find something hidden in the near raving. The choice is green or yellow during centrifugal – search within: I’m in, I game. Nothing can save him: simulated udder. Clue in Growth Journal shows a culprit. Guaranteed slimes sing, or am I just repeating myself? Parties swarm like it's 1915. ”   — Shoelaces Lament, <ref>Jagex. Postbag 32 - "*sips tea*", Letter 6. Postbags from the Hedge. *</ref>

Translation

Phrase	Meaning	Update
A laborer missed the High Detail boat, like the large friends of Charles Perrault	Charles Perrault was famous for writing fairy tales, this is a hint to the detail update being given to Zanaris	A Fairy Tale Part III – Battle at Orks Rift
Who? Nigel! Who? A smothering yeti, that’s what. He has a brother, you know – an outpost up a family tree.	Smothering yeti was anagram for Meeting History, which began in the outpost. May also refer to Nial Swiftfling, the brother of the Neitiznot king, who was turned into a yeti, as seen in Glorious Memories.	Meeting History/Glorious Memories
Two seasons in quick succession?	Spirit of Summer and Summer's End	Spirit of Summer/Summer's End
That’s the work of rockhopper.	Penguin Hide and Seek	Distractions and Diversions
Life is fun at the purdy brown, including some hard acts to follow.	Probably Balthazar Beauregard's Big Top Bonanza	Distractions and Diversions
The choice is green or yellow during centrifugal – search within: I’m in, I game.	Hinting towards The Great Orb Project. During Centrifugal is an anagram for Runecrafting Guild	Runecrafting Guild and Game - For All Players!
And find something hidden in the near raving.	You can find "neAR RAVing" in the sentence, likely referring to Arrav and the Defender of Varrock quest	Defender of Varrock
Parties swarm like it's 1915	The Party Room moved to Falador.	King's Ransom

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