Transcript:Spirit cockatrice
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- Conversation 1
- Spirit cockatrice: You know, I think I might train as a hypnotist.
- Player: Isn't that an odd profession for a cockatrice?
- Spirit cockatrice: Not at all! I've already been practicing!
- Player: Oh, really? How is that going?
- Spirit cockatrice: Not good. I tell them to look in my eyes and that they are feeling sleepy.
- Player: I think I can see where this is headed.
- Spirit cockatrice: And then they just lie there and stop moving.
- Player: I hate being right sometimes.
- Conversation 2
- Spirit cockatrice: Come on, lets have a staring contest!
- Player: You win!
- Spirit cockatrice: Yay! I win again!
- Player: Oh, it's no contest alright.
- Conversation 3
- Spirit cockatrice: You know, sometimes I don't think we're good friends.
- Player: What do you mean?
- Spirit cockatrice: Well, you never make eye contact with me for a start.
- Player: What happened the last time someone made eye contact with you?
- Spirit cockatrice: Oh, I petrified them really good! Ooooh...okay, point taken.
- Player: I'm glad we had this chat.
- Conversation 4 (If the player has a mirror shield equipped.)
- Spirit cockatrice: You know, I'm sensing some trust issues here.
- Player: I'm not sure I know what you are talking about.
- Spirit cockatrice: What are you holding?
- Player: A mirror shield.
- Spirit cockatrice: And what do those do?
- Player: Mumblemumble...
- Spirit cockatrice: What was that?
- Player: It protects me from your gaze attack.
- Spirit cockatrice: See! Why would you need one unless you didn't trust me?
- Player: Who keeps demanding that we stop and have staring contests?
- Spirit cockatrice: How about we drop this and call it even?
- Player: Fine by me.