Transcript:Oracle

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Player: Can you impart your wise knowledge to me, O Oracle?

Possible responses

• Oracle: A bird in the hand can make a tasty snack.

• Oracle: An answer is unimportant; it is the question that matters.

• Oracle: A woodchuck does not chuck wood.

• Oracle: Beware the cabbage: it is both green AND leafy.

• Oracle: Capes are always in fashion!

• Oracle: The chicken came before the egg.

• Oracle: Do not fear the dragons...fear their kin.

• Oracle: Don't judge a book by its cover - judge it by it's grammar and, punctuation.

• Oracle: Everyone you know will one day be dead.

• Oracle: The goblins will never make up their minds on their own.

• Oracle: The God Wars are over...as long as the thing they were fighting over remains hidden.

• Oracle: The great snake of Guthix guards more than she knows.

• Oracle: Help wanted? Inquire within...

• Oracle: He who wields the power of Custard mixes it with his own tears.

• Oracle: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, then nobody gets Woodcutting xp.

• Oracle: Imagine you look like a goblin.

• Oracle: Is it time to wake up? I am not sure...

• Oracle: It's not you; it's me.

• Oracle: Jas left a stone behind.

• Oracle: The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.

• Oracle: Many secrets are buried under this land.

• Oracle: Nothing like a tasty fish.

• Oracle: Pies...they're great, aren't they?

• Oracle: Sometimes you get lucky, sometimes you don't.

• Oracle: There are no crisps at the party.

• Oracle: They say the ham does not mix well with other kinds of meat.

• Oracle: Too many cooks spoil the anchovy pizza.

• Oracle: When in Asgarnia, do as the Asgarnians do.

• Oracle: Who guards the guardsmen?

• Oracle: Yes, I can. But I'm not going to.

• Oracle: No. I'm not in the mood.