Transcript:Miodvetnir, Derni and Dernu

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Talking to them for the first time

  • Miodvetnir: Oh look, a human!
  • Dernu: A human? Can we eat it?
  • Derni: No, you rock brain! Humans are our friends!
  • Player: Hello, excuse me...
  • Miodvetnir: Not sure if I would call them our friends... Not enemies either, of course.
  • Dernu: Not like the trolls. We hate trolls.
  • Player: Excuse me, I just want to-
  • Derni: Nothing's worse than a troll.
  • Dernu: Except discovering that your pickaxe's gone blunt just as you-
  • Player: Excuse me!!!
  • Miodvetnir: Why, hello, yes, what is it?
  • Player: I er... well, who are you?
  • Derni: I'm Derni.
  • Dernu: I'm Dernu.
  • Miodvetnir: And I'm Miodvetnir. These are my brothers. And who might you be?
  • Player: My name is Player.
  • Derni: Pleased to meet you, Player!
  • Dernu: I say, we don't get to see a hummon down here very often!
  • Miodvetnir: It's a human, you metal head! You should pay more attention!
  • Player: So, can I ask you dwarves a few questions?
  • Miodvetnir: Of course, we love answering questions!
  • Dernu: We're very good at answering questions!
  • Derni: Fire away!

Any good spots to fish around here?

  • Player: Any good spots to fish around here?
  • Miodvetnir: Fish?
  • Derni: Fish?
  • Dernu: What are fish?
  • Miodvetnir: No fish around here.
  • Miodvetnir: Say, you're the Fishing Champion, aren't you?
  • Derni: That must be why you were talking about fish then...
  • Dernu: What are fish?
  • Derni: But this water here, you see, it comes dripping down from above.
  • Miodvetnir: Molten snow, you see.
  • Dernu: What are fish?
  • Derni: Oh, they're these small wriggly things that live in the water.
  • Miodvetnir: But they're not all small! Some can be large!
  • Derni: And they don't breathe air.
  • Miodvetnir: But Player could tell you all about it! After all, he's the Fishing Champion!
  • Player: Maybe later...

What are these mines used for?

  • Player: What are these mines used for?
  • Miodvetnir: What does it look like they're used for?
  • Derni: Isn't it obvious?
  • Dernu: For mining of course!
  • Miodvetnir: These mines are actually the terrirtory of one of the eight major companies of the mining Consortium.
  • Miodvetnir: We haul all our goods to the city by ship, you see.
  • Dernu: Since the mine carts don't come here.
  • Derni: But because the river goes right to the city, this is just as easy.


Telling them about your dwarven adventures

Between a Rock

  • Player: I defeated the spirit of the rock!
  • Miodvetnir: That's amazing!
  • Derni: That's fantastic!
  • Dernu: What rock was that again?
  • Derni: Pay attention for once, Dernu! It's Dondakan's rock!
  • Miodvetnir: That's quite impressive, Player. How did you manage to do that?
  • Player: Well, you see, I just-
  • Derni: What kind of question is that to ask? With his great might of course!
  • Dernu: Or vast magical skills!
  • Miodvetnir: No, you're more a ranger, aren't you Player?
  • Player: Actually, I-
  • Derni: Anyway, this calls for a celebration.
  • Dernu: Oh yes, we should go down into Keldagrim to celebrate.
  • Miodvetnir: Tonight, of course, not now. We're on duty now.
  • Derni: Right... and I'm sure traffic here will pick up soon with that rock broken.
  • Miodvetnir: I heard there's vast amount of gold inside!
  • Dernu: The company is going to be rich!
  • Derni: Now don't you go and discuss company business in front of this human, Dernu.
  • Miodvetnir: Right. Let's get back to work.
  • Dernu: Anything else you wanted, Player?
  • Player: Never mind.

The Giant Dwarf

  • Player: I have rebuilt the statue for the Purple Pewter!
  • Dernu: What, really?
  • Derni: Of course, really! Player wouldn't have said it otherwise, would he?
  • Miodvetnir: And didn't you see Blasidar working on the statue?
  • Dernu: Oh yes, he was out there for quite a while.
  • Derni: That must have been a huge task.
  • Dernu: Nothing's too difficult for old Blasidar.
  • Miodvetnir: He truly is a master builder.
  • Derni: We can all take an example to his hard work and dedication.
  • Dernu: Speaking of, shouldn't we get back to work ourselves?
  • Miodvetnir: Quite right. Anything else you wanted, Player?
  • Player: Never mind.

Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf

  • Player: I have this unforgettable tale to tell you!
  • Miodvetnir: A tale!
  • Dernu: We love tales!
  • Derni: We live for tales!
  • Dernu: Like, there was this one time when I lost my spanner in the mines...
  • Derni: Player wants to tell a tale!
  • Dernu: But my spanner... it's a very interesting tale you know.
  • Miodvetnir: I think we've heard it before.
  • Derni: It was pretty forgettable.
  • Player: Excuse me, do you want to hear my tale or not?
  • Miodvetnir: Happy to.
  • Derni: Would love to hear it.
  • Dernu: As long as it's better than my spanner story.
  • Miodvetnir: So, what's your tale like?
  • Player: Ah, I errrr...
  • Player: I seem to have forgotten.
  • Derni: Must have been pretty forgettable as well then.
  • Player: Never mind.

Forgiveness of a Chaos Dwarf

  • Player: I have another tale to tell you!
  • Miodvetnir: A tale!
  • Dernu: We love tales!
  • Derni: We live for tales!
  • Dernu: Like, there was this one time when I had to fight a dragon...
  • Miodvetnir: Tell us your tale, Player!
  • Derni: What, you fought a what?
  • Dernu: A dragon! It was pink! A pink dragon!
  • Derni: There's no such thing as pink dragons, you idiot!
  • Miodvetnir: Maybe it was a cross between a red dragon and a steel dragon...
  • Dernu: I don't know, I just know it was pink!
  • Miodvetnir: Or maybe it was an albino red dragon, or one that had been out of the sun for too long.
  • Derni: Well, I still don't believe you. I think you're making it up.
  • Miodvetnir: At least you had something to say. Player hasn't even told us a tale yet.
  • Player: If you let me...
  • Dernu: Never mind, Player. Is there anything else you want to talk about?