Transcript:Miodvetnir, Derni and Dernu

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Talking to them for the first time

• Miodvetnir: Oh look, a human!
• Dernu: A human? Can we eat it?
• Derni: No, you rock brain! Humans are our friends!
• Player: Hello, excuse me...
• Miodvetnir: Not sure if I would call them our friends... Not enemies either, of course.
• Dernu: Not like the trolls. We hate trolls.
• Player: Excuse me, I just want to-
• Derni: Nothing's worse than a troll.
• Dernu: Except discovering that your pickaxe's gone blunt just as you-
• Player: Excuse me!!!
• Miodvetnir: Why, hello, yes, what is it?
• Player: I er... well, who are you?
• Derni: I'm Derni.
• Dernu: I'm Dernu.
• Miodvetnir: And I'm Miodvetnir. These are my brothers. And who might you be?
• Player: My name is Player.
• Derni: Pleased to meet you, Player!
• Dernu: I say, we don't get to see a hummon down here very often!
• Miodvetnir: It's a human, you metal head! You should pay more attention!
• Player: So, can I ask you dwarves a few questions?
• Miodvetnir: Of course, we love answering questions!
• Dernu: We're very good at answering questions!
• Derni: Fire away!

Any good spots to fish around here?

• Player: Any good spots to fish around here?
• Miodvetnir: Fish?
• Derni: Fish?
• Dernu: What are fish?
• Miodvetnir: No fish around here.
• Miodvetnir: Say, you're the Fishing Champion, aren't you?
• Derni: That must be why you were talking about fish then...
• Dernu: What are fish?
• Derni: But this water here, you see, it comes dripping down from above.
• Miodvetnir: Molten snow, you see.
• Dernu: What are fish?
• Derni: Oh, they're these small wriggly things that live in the water.
• Miodvetnir: But they're not all small! Some can be large!
• Derni: And they don't breathe air.
• Miodvetnir: But Player could tell you all about it! After all, he's the Fishing Champion!
• Player: Maybe later...

What are these mines used for?

• Player: What are these mines used for?
• Miodvetnir: What does it look like they're used for?
• Derni: Isn't it obvious?
• Dernu: For mining of course!
• Miodvetnir: These mines are actually the terrirtory of one of the eight major companies of the mining Consortium.
• Miodvetnir: We haul all our goods to the city by ship, you see.
• Dernu: Since the mine carts don't come here.
• Derni: But because the river goes right to the city, this is just as easy.

Telling them about your dwarven adventures

Between a Rock

• Player: I defeated the spirit of the rock!
• Miodvetnir: That's amazing!
• Derni: That's fantastic!
• Dernu: What rock was that again?
• Derni: Pay attention for once, Dernu! It's Dondakan's rock!
• Miodvetnir: That's quite impressive, Player. How did you manage to do that?
• Player: Well, you see, I just-
• Derni: What kind of question is that to ask? With his great might of course!
• Dernu: Or vast magical skills!
• Miodvetnir: No, you're more a ranger, aren't you Player?
• Player: Actually, I-
• Derni: Anyway, this calls for a celebration.
• Dernu: Oh yes, we should go down into Keldagrim to celebrate.
• Miodvetnir: Tonight, of course, not now. We're on duty now.
• Derni: Right... and I'm sure traffic here will pick up soon with that rock broken.
• Miodvetnir: I heard there's vast amount of gold inside!
• Dernu: The company is going to be rich!
• Derni: Now don't you go and discuss company business in front of this human, Dernu.
• Miodvetnir: Right. Let's get back to work.
• Dernu: Anything else you wanted, Player?
• Player: Never mind.

The Giant Dwarf

• Player: I have rebuilt the statue for the Purple Pewter!
• Dernu: What, really?
• Derni: Of course, really! Player wouldn't have said it otherwise, would he?
• Miodvetnir: And didn't you see Blasidar working on the statue?
• Dernu: Oh yes, he was out there for quite a while.
• Derni: That must have been a huge task.
• Dernu: Nothing's too difficult for old Blasidar.
• Miodvetnir: He truly is a master builder.
• Derni: We can all take an example to his hard work and dedication.
• Dernu: Speaking of, shouldn't we get back to work ourselves?
• Miodvetnir: Quite right. Anything else you wanted, Player?
• Player: Never mind.

Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf

• Player: I have this unforgettable tale to tell you!
• Miodvetnir: A tale!
• Dernu: We love tales!
• Derni: We live for tales!
• Dernu: Like, there was this one time when I lost my spanner in the mines...
• Derni: Player wants to tell a tale!
• Dernu: But my spanner... it's a very interesting tale you know.
• Miodvetnir: I think we've heard it before.
• Derni: It was pretty forgettable.
• Player: Excuse me, do you want to hear my tale or not?
• Miodvetnir: Happy to.
• Derni: Would love to hear it.
• Dernu: As long as it's better than my spanner story.
• Miodvetnir: So, what's your tale like?
• Player: Ah, I errrr...
• Player: I seem to have forgotten.
• Derni: Must have been pretty forgettable as well then.
• Player: Never mind.

Forgiveness of a Chaos Dwarf

• Player: I have another tale to tell you!
• Miodvetnir: A tale!
• Dernu: We love tales!
• Derni: We live for tales!
• Dernu: Like, there was this one time when I had to fight a dragon...
• Miodvetnir: Tell us your tale, Player!
• Derni: What, you fought a what?
• Dernu: A dragon! It was pink! A pink dragon!
• Derni: There's no such thing as pink dragons, you idiot!
• Miodvetnir: Maybe it was a cross between a red dragon and a steel dragon...
• Dernu: I don't know, I just know it was pink!
• Miodvetnir: Or maybe it was an albino red dragon, or one that had been out of the sun for too long.
• Derni: Well, I still don't believe you. I think you're making it up.
• Miodvetnir: At least you had something to say. Player hasn't even told us a tale yet.
• Player: If you let me...
• Dernu: Never mind, Player. Is there anything else you want to talk about?