Rocking Out/Quick guide

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Start point:	Talk to Bill Teach in Mos Le'Harmless or Port Phasmatys
Members only:	Yes
Official difficulty:	Master
Description:	What do zombies, pirates, monks and evil plots have in common? Well, if you want to find out, it's time to start digging! Rabid Jack is back...but who is he? It's time to prove your pirate credentials and win the trust of the motleyest crew in RuneScape. The dark secrets behind This Albatross, Rum Deal and the Great Brain Robbery are yours to discover...if you dare!
Length:	Long
Requirements:	Quests: The Great Brain Robbery Recipe for Disaster (Freeing Pirate Pete) Creature of Fenkenstrain Priest in Peril The Restless Ghost Cabin Fever Pirate's Treasure Rum Deal Zogre Flesh Eaters Druidic Ritual Big Chompy Bird Hunting Jungle Potion 60 Agility 63 Thieving 66 Crafting 69 Smithing Note: Boosts CANNOT be used for any of these requirements.
Items required:	3 pieces of Pirate clothing Book o' piracy (can be obtained during quest) Fishbowl helmet and Diving apparatus Ghostspeak amulet (or Cramulet) 25 Ectotokens or 10 with the Ring of charos (a) 2 rolls of Bronze wire Charcoal 20 coins (or more depending if you are going to charter your way to Port Phasmatys as it is a very important part in the quest) Optional: Explorer's ring 3 or Explorer's ring 4 will help to get to Rimmington. Rimmington tablet (or Teleport to House, if it's there) is a faster way to reach Rimmington, but requires 77 magic and completion of Love Story quest. Brimhaven tablet (or Teleport to House, if it's there) is a faster way to reach Brimhaven, but requires 77 Magic, 40 Construction, and completion of Love Story quest. Alternatively, a Amulet of Glory will work with the Karamja teleport. Ectophial Ring of charos (a)
Enemies to defeat:	2 Customs officers (level 35) without any equipment or food Level 60 Giant lobster and Giant crabs (avoidable)

1. Talk to Bill Teach in the Ghost inn or on The Adventurous
2. Go to Rimmington wearing three peices of priate clothing and talk to the Customs Sergeant in the house in southeast Rimmington.
3. Tell him you're "a mighty pirate" and "the ship never sunk" and on the third conversation, pick the first option.
4. He will tell you to bank your items to be arrested, do that and talk to him again.
5. Once you're at the prison, skip through the cutscene and then shout-through the barred window to your east.
6. Pick up a tin cup in the cell and use it on the jail door 3 times until Heavy-handed Harry throws stew on you.
7. Tap the pipes on the east side of your cell to receive a pipe.
8. Shout-through your cell door until you receive a quill, paper, and ink.
9. Use the Quill on the Ink bottle to get an Inky quill. Then use the Inky quill on the note and write a message to Ralph. (if you lose the paper, ask the guard for more)
10. Use the note on the barred window.
11. Ralph won't see the note, so pick up the Accordion just outside your cell in the rubble.
12. Shout-through the cell to receive another piece of paper, then use the Ink bottle on the paper to get Inky paper.
13. Use the empty Ink Bottle on the sharp rock outside of your cell to get a Smashed bottle.
14. Use the Smashed bottle on the Accordion, and then the Pipe on the Accordion. Then, use the Inky paper on the Accordion to get a Vacuum pump.
15. Use your Fishy uniform on the perch rock to the east outside of your cell.
16. . Use your Vacuum pump on the Seagull once it appears.
17. Use the Vacuum pump and gull on the barred window, then shout-through it.
18. Skip through a bunch of dialog and go to the east side of the island to a dock and dive in the water.
19. Go to any bank and retrieve your 25 Ectotokens (10 with ring of charos), 2 bronze wires, your pirate clothing, charcoal, diving apparatus, fishbowl helmet, and ghostspeak amulet.
20. Travel to Braindeath Island by speaking to Pirate Pete north of Port Phasmatys.
21. Go west and speak to Captain Braindeath, he will give 5 items.
22. Travel to the bar in north Port Sarim called The Rusty Anchor.
23. Ash the bartender about the 'rum'.
24. Talk to the bartender again and pick the thrid option: "I'll have a drink ...and you have one too". Do this about five times.
25. Go outside, put on a disguise and then ask about the 'rum'. Repeat this step with each disguise.
26. Talk to the bartender again, this time with no disguise and he will give you and Order slip.
27. Talk to Redbeard Frank about Rocking Out. He just just south of the bar.
28. Go back to Braindeath Island and give the order to Captain Braindeath to receive his mark.
29. Travel to Mos Le'Harmless via the charter boat or Bill Teach and talk to Brother Tanquility about the letter for Frank.
30. Return to Redbeard Frank on the Port Sarim dock and delivery the letter.
31. Put on your pirate clothing and head back to Braindeath Island and down the southern stairs. Head further south and talk to Captain Donnie to get Incomplete plans.
32. Head northwest to 50% Luke by the bridge and use Charcoal on him. (There is charcoal in a crate near 50% Luke)
33. Return to Redbeard Frank on the Port Sarim docks and exchange the Charcoal rubbing for Frank's mark.
34. Go to Port Phasmatys and speak with Bill Teach to obtain an Intorduction letter.
35. Travel to Mos Le'Harmless and head up the ladder in the northern pub and talk to 50 Ships Mufassah.
36. Talk to Brass Hand Harry on the same floor.
37. Take-apart the five Broken hands.
38. Use and piece on another to trigger a puzzle. Complete the puzzle to obtain a Brass hand.
39. Talk to Brass Hand Harry to receive and Ink pad. Use the Ink pad on the Brass hand and then talk to Harry again.
40. (NOTE: For this part you must be under 28kg weight) With your Diving equipment, Ectotokens, and Ghostspeak amulet (ring of charos optional) travel to Dragontooth Island via the Ghost Captain with the row boat.
41. Travel to the northeast part of Dragontooth Island and Dive-in on the chain.
42. Swim around until you find a Karamthulhu: catch it. (It appears on the mini map)
43. Head over to the ship and climb-up the stairs. Then open the chest to get a Crowbar.
44. Go back down the stairs and then down the ladder to the east.
45. Go west on the bottom floor of the ship and uncover the Idol buried in the pile of sand and bring it back to Bill Teach to receive his mark.
46. Travel to Brimhaven and go to the Agility Arena, located southeast of the docks.
47. Speak to Cap'n Izzy No-Beard then head back to the Rimmington Customs Sergeant. (If you haven't done yet, feel free to destroy the disguises and Ink pad.)
48. Deposit all of your items in the locker and get arrested by talking to the Customs Sergeant.
49. Search the bed for a Crude lockpick and use it on your cell door.
50. Kill the Customs Officers that attack you and take a full uniform set: Hat, trousers, and a shirt.
51. Head to the top floor and enter the room with the Cabinets.
52. Search the Cabinets until you find a file about "Wanda the Fish" and take it. These files are in alphabetical order.
53. Talk to the Locker Officer and receive the Brooch. Then go back to Cap'n Izzy No-Beard to receive his mark.
54. Return to any bank and withdraw your remaining marks. You should have all five at this point.
55. Go back to the Customs Sergeant in Rimmington and tell him you want to make a confession, he will give you a folder.
56. Use the marks on the folder to fill it up.
57. Talk to the Customs Sergeant to get sent back to prison.
58. Search the bed for the Crude lockpick and break out of your cell. Kill an Officer for their uniform then head to the top floor. (Note: You may get a message saying that the lock is rusty, and the lockpick does not work. It will work eventually; don't give up).
59. Talk to the Locker Officer to get your own file.
60. Head back down to your cell and shout-through the barred window to Ralph. A cutscene will follow. If you misclick while going through the dialogue during the cutscene you will exit it and have to start the cutscene over.