Transcript:Barker toad
- Conversation 1
- Barker toad: Ladies and gentlemen, for my next trick, I shall swallow this fly!
- Player: Seen it.
- Barker toad: Ah, but last time was the frog...on fire?
- Player: No! That would be a good trick.
- Barker toad: Well, it won't be this time either.
- Player: Awwwww...
- Conversation 2
- Barker toad: Roll up, roll up, roll up! See the greatest show on Gielinor!
- Player: Where?
- Barker toad: Well, it's kind of...you.
- Player: Me?
- Barker toad: Roll up, roll up, roll up! See the greatest freakshow on Gielinor!
- Player: Don't make me smack you, slimy.
- Conversation 3
- Barker toad: We need to set up the big top somewhere near here. The locals look friendly enough.
- Player: Are you kidding?
- Barker toad: Your problem is that you never see opportunities.
- Conversation 4
- Barker toad: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap! (*Burp!*)
- Player: That's disgusting behaviour!
- Barker toad: Braap craaaaawk craaaawk. (That, my dear boy, was my world-renowned belching.)
- Player: I got that part. Why are you so happy about it?
- Barker toad: Braaaaaaap craaaaaawk craaaaaaaawk. (My displays have bedazzled the crowned heads of Gielinor.)
- Player: I'd give you a standing ovation, but I have my hands full.
- Conversation 5 (while holding a swamp toad in inventory)
- Barker toad: Bwaaarp graaaawk? (What's that croaking in your inventory?)
- Player: Ah, you mean that toad?
- Player: Oh, I'm guessing you're not going to like me carrying a toad about.
- Barker toad: Craaawk, croak. (I might not be all that happy, no.)
- Player: I'm not going to eat it.
- Barker toad: Craaaaawk braaap croak. (Weeeeell, I'd hope not! Reminds me of my mama toad. She was inflated and fed to a jubbly, you know. A sad, demeaning way to die.)