Transcript:Creeping hand
| Player: | I've got to hand it to you, you fought valiantly. |
| Hand: | My goodness, you're very witty for a cold-blooded killer. |
| Player: | You forgot to add "hand-some". |
| Hand: | Yes, that's right. I forgot. |
| Player: | That's enough chatter for now. There's no wrist for the wicked. |
or
| Player: | Greetings. I would shake your hand, but I'm not sure how that would work. |
| Hand: | Every time, always with the hand jokes. |
| Player: | I'm sorry, I can't help myself. Gimme five! |
| Hand: | I should slap you right here and now. |
| Player: | Okay, we shouldn't let this get out of hand. |
| Hand: | ... |
or
| Player: | Lovely day, isn't it? |
| Hand: | Sorry did you just say something WITHOUT a needless hand pun? |
| Player: | It can happen, you know. |
| Hand: | I'm...I'm stunned. |
| Player: | Obviously, you can't hand-le the truth. |
| Hand: | Ah, there it is. |