Transcript:Creeping hand

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Player:	I've got to hand it to you, you fought valiantly.
Hand:	My goodness, you're very witty for a cold-blooded killer.
Player:	You forgot to add "hand-some".
Hand:	Yes, that's right. I forgot.
Player:	That's enough chatter for now. There's no wrist for the wicked.

or

Player:	Greetings. I would shake your hand, but I'm not sure how that would work.
Hand:	Every time, always with the hand jokes.
Player:	I'm sorry, I can't help myself. Gimme five!
Hand:	I should slap you right here and now.
Player:	Okay, we shouldn't let this get out of hand.
Hand:	...

or

Player:	Lovely day, isn't it?
Hand:	Sorry did you just say something WITHOUT a needless hand pun?
Player:	It can happen, you know.
Hand:	I'm...I'm stunned.
Player:	Obviously, you can't hand-le the truth.
Hand:	Ah, there it is.