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{{dialogue|familiar}}

*''Conversation 1''
**'''Obsidian golem''': Let us go forth and prove our strength, Master!
**'''Player''': Where would you like to prove it?
**'''Obsidian golem''': The caves of the [[TzHaar]] are filled with monsters for us to defeat, Master! [[TzTok-Jad]] shall quake in his slippers!
**'''Player''': Have you ever met TzTok-Jad?
**'''Obsidian golem''': Alas, Master, I have not. No Master has ever taken me to see him.

*''Conversation 2''
**'''Obsidian golem''': How many foes have you defeated, Master?
**'''Player''': Quite a few, I should think.
**'''Obsidian golem''': Was your first foe as mighty as the volcano, Master?
**'''Player''': Um, not quite.
**'''Obsidian golem''': I am sure it must have been a deadly opponent, Master!
**'''Player''': *Cough* It might have been a chicken. *Cough*

*''Conversation 3''
**'''Obsidian golem''': Master! We are truly a mighty duo!
**'''Player''': Do you think so?
**'''Obsidian golem''': Of course, Master! I am programmed to believe so.
**'''Player''': Do you do anything you're not programmed to?
**'''Obsidian golem''': No, Master.
**'''Player''': I guess that makes things simple for you...
*''Conversation 4''
**'''Obsidian golem''': Do you ever doubt your programming, Master?
**'''Player''': I don't have programming. I can think about whatever I like.
**'''Obsidian golem''': What do you think about, Master?
**'''Player''': Oh, simple things: the sound of one hand clapping, where the gods come from...Simple things.
**'''Obsidian golem''': Paradox check = positive. Error. Reboot.
*''Conversation 5''
**'''Obsidian golem''': Truly, you are a powerful warrior, Master!
**'''Player''': I'm pleased you think so.
**'''Obsidian golem''': It is my duty to respect you, Master.
**'''Player''': Oh, So you're just saying that to make me happy...
**'''Obsidian golem''': I obey all orders, Master.

== Trivia ==
*In the first possible conversation, the Obsidian golem states it never met TzTok-Jad. This could be explained by the fact that familiars are not allowed into the [[Fight Caves]].
*In the second possible conversation, the player states their first opponent they killed may have been a [[chicken]], although in [[Tutorial Island]], it is required that the player's first kill is a [[Giant Rat]], and in [[Learning the Ropes]], a [[Goblin]].