Transcript:Obsidian golem
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- Conversation 1
- Obsidian golem: Let us go forth and prove our strength, Master!
- Player: Where would you like to prove it?
- Obsidian golem: The caves of the TzHaar are filled with monsters for us to defeat, Master! TzTok-Jad shall quake in his slippers!
- Player: Have you ever met TzTok-Jad?
- Obsidian golem: Alas, Master, I have not. No Master has ever taken me to see him.
- Conversation 2
- Obsidian golem: How many foes have you defeated, Master?
- Player: Quite a few, I should think.
- Obsidian golem: Was your first foe as mighty as the volcano, Master?
- Player: Um, not quite.
- Obsidian golem: I am sure it must have been a deadly opponent, Master!
- Player: *Cough* It might have been a chicken. *Cough*
- Conversation 3
- Obsidian golem: Master! We are truly a mighty duo!
- Player: Do you think so?
- Obsidian golem: Of course, Master! I am programmed to believe so.
- Player: Do you do anything you're not programmed to?
- Obsidian golem: No, Master.
- Player: I guess that makes things simple for you...
- Conversation 4
- Obsidian golem: Do you ever doubt your programming, Master?
- Player: I don't have programming. I can think about whatever I like.
- Obsidian golem: What do you think about, Master?
- Player: Oh, simple things: the sound of one hand clapping, where the gods come from...Simple things.
- Obsidian golem: Paradox check = positive. Error. Reboot.
- Conversation 5
- Obsidian golem: Truly, you are a powerful warrior, Master!
- Player: I'm pleased you think so.
- Obsidian golem: It is my duty to respect you, Master.
- Player: Oh, So you're just saying that to make me happy...
- Obsidian golem: I obey all orders, Master.
Trivia
- In the first possible conversation, the Obsidian golem states it never met TzTok-Jad. This could be explained by the fact that familiars are not allowed into the Fight Caves.
- In the second possible conversation, the player states their first opponent they killed may have been a chicken, although in Tutorial Island, it is required that the player's first kill is a Giant Rat, and in Learning the Ropes, a Goblin.