Transcript:Zombie head
Question 1: How did you die?
Player: Hey, Head?
Zombie Head: What?
Player: How did you die?
Zombie Head: I stuck my neck out for an old friend.
Player: You shouldn't get so cut up about it.
Zombie Head: Well if I keep it all bottled up I'll turn into a total head case.
Question 2: What is your name?
Player: Hey, Head?
Zombie Head: What?
Player: What is your name?
Zombie Head: Mumblemumblemumble...
Player: What was that?
Zombie Head: My name is Edward Cranium.
Player: Edd Cranium?
Player: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Zombie Head: Har har...
Question 3: Can you do any tricks?
Player: Hey Head?
Zombie Head: What now?
Player: Can you do any tricks?
Zombie Head: Not any more...
Player: How come?
Zombie Head: Because I used to be able to do a handstand for over an hour while juggling cannon balls with my feet...
Player: Wow, you were quite the entertainer.
Zombie Head: Yep. Now I can barely roll my eyes...
Player: I know what you can do!
Zombie Head: What?
Player: Vent...
Zombie Head: Don't even suggest it!
Player: Ok.
Question 4: Want a new hat?
Player: Hey, Head?
Zombie Head: Can't I rest in peace?
Player: No!
Player: Would you like a new hat?
Zombie Head: No, but could you screw a handle into the top of my head?
Player: A handle? Why?
Zombie Head: Because currently you wave me about by my hair, and it hurts.
Question 5: Want to go scare some people?
Player: Hey, Head?
Zombie Head: Will you ever leave me alone?
Player: No!
Player: Want to go scare some people?
Zombie Head: Let's leave it for now.
Player: All right...
Player: We'll quit while we're ahead!
Zombie Head: If I try really hard I might be able to will myself deader...