Transcript:Unicorn stallion

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• Conversation 1 (When the player is damaged.)
  • Unicorn stallion: You're hurt! Let me try to heal you.
  • Player: Yes, please do!
  • Unicorn stallion: Okay, we'll begin with acupuncture and some reiki, then I'll get my crystals...
  • Player: Or you could use some sort of magic...like the other unicorns...
  • Unicorn stallion: Yes, but I believe in alternative medicine.
  • Player: Riiight. Don't worry about it, then; I'll be fine.

• Conversation 2 (When the player has full health.)
  • Unicorn stallion: I think I'm astrally projecting.
  • Player: Okay...Hang on. Seeing as I summoned you here, wouldn't that mean you are physically projecting instead?
  • Unicorn stallion: You're, like, no fun at all, man.