Transcript:Thorny snail
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- Conversation 1
- Thorny snail: All this running around the place is fun!
- Player: I'll be it's a step up from your usually sedentary lifestyle!
- Thorny snail: True, but it's mostly seeing the sort of sights you don't get at home.
- Player: Such as?
- Thorny snail: Living things for a start.
- Player: Those are in short supply in Mort Myre, I admit.
- Conversation 2
- Thorny snail: I think my stomach is drying out...
- Player: Your stomach? How do you know how it's feeling?
- Throny snail: I am walking on it, you know...
- Player: Urrgh...
- Conversation 3
- Thorny snail: Okay, I have to ask, what are those things you people totter about on?
- Player: You mean my legs?
- Thorny snail: Yes, those. How are you supposed to eat anything through them?
- Player: Well, we don't. That's what our mouths are for.
- Thorny snail: Oh, right! I thought those were for expelling waste gas and hot air!
- Player: Well, for a lot of people they are.
- Conversation 4
- Thorny snail: Can you slow down?
- Player: Are we going too fast for you?
- Thorny snail: I bet if you had to run on your internal organs you'd want a break now and then!
- Conversation 5 (While the player is wearing a snelm.)
- Thorny snail: ...
- Player: What's the matter?
- Thorny snail: Check your head...
- Player: What about it... Oh, wait! Oh, this is pretty awkward...
- Thorny snail: You're wearing the spine of one of my relatives as a hat...
- Player: Well more of a faux-pas, then.
- Thorny snail: Just a bit...