Transcript:Stranger plant
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- Conversation 1
- Stranger plant: I'M STRANGER PLANT!
- Player: I know you are.
- Stranger plant: I KNOW! I'M JUST SAYING!
- Player: Do you have to shout like that all of the time?
- Stranger plant: WHO'S SHOUTING?
- Player: If this is you speaking normally, I'd hate to hear you shouting.
- Stranger plant: OH, SNAP!
- Conversation 2
- Stranger plant: WILL WE HAVE TO BE HERE LONG?
- Player: We'll be here until I am finished.
- Stranger plant: BUT THERE'S NO DRAMA HERE!
- Player: Well, how about you pretend to be an undercover agent.
- Stranger plant: WONDERFUL! WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION?
- Player: You're trying to remain stealthy and secretive, while looking out for clues.
- Stranger plant: I'LL JUST GET INTO CHARACTER! AHEM!
- Stranger plant: PAPER! PAPER! VARROCK HERALD FOR SALE!
- Player: What kind of spy yells loudly like that?
- Stranger plant: ONE WHOSE COVER IDENTITY IS A PAPER-SELLER, OF COURSE!
- Player: Ask a silly question...
- Conversation 3
- Stranger plant: DIIIIVE!
- Player: What? Help! Why dive?
- Stranger plant: OH, DON'T WORRY! I JUST LIKE TO YELL THAT FROM TIME TO TIME!
- Player: Well, can you give me a little warning next time?
- Stranger plant: WHAT, AND TAKE ALL THE FUN OUT OF LIFE?
- Player: If by 'fun' you mean 'sudden heart attacks', then yes, please take them out of my life!
- Conversation 4
- Stranger plant: I THINK I'M WILTING!
- Player: Do you need some water?
- Stranger plant: DON'T BE SILLY! I CAN PULL THAT OUT OF THE GROUND!
- Player: Then why are you wilting?
- Stranger plant: IT'S SIMPLE: THERE'S A DISTINCT LACK OF DRAMA!
- Player: Drama?
- Stranger plant: YES, DRAMA!
- Player: Okay...
- Player: Let's see if we can find some for you.
- Stranger plant: LEAD ON!