Transcript:Spirit kyatt
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- Conversation 1
- Spirit kyatt: Guess who wants a belly rub, human.
- Player: Umm...is it me?
- Spirit kyatt: No, human, it is not you. Guess again.
- Player: Is it the Duke of Lumbridge?
- Spirit kyatt: You try my patience, human!
- Player: Is it Zamorak? That would explain why he's so cranky.
- Spirit kyatt: Please do not make me destroy you before I get my belly rub!
- Conversation 2
- Player: Here, kitty!
- Spirit kyatt: What do you want, human?
- Player: I just thought I would see how you were.
- Spirit kyatt: I do not have time for your distractions. Leave me be!
- Player: Well, sorry! Would a ball of wool cheer you up?
- Spirit kyatt: How dare you insult my intelli- what colour wool?
- Player: Umm...white?
- Spirit kyatt: I will end you!
- Conversation 3
- Player: Hello, kitty cat!
- Spirit kyatt: Human, leave me be. I'm far too busy to deal with your nonsense.
- Player: What are you up to?
- Spirit kyatt: I am engaged in an intricate dirt-purging operation!
- Player: Aww, kitty's cleaning his paws! How cute!
- Spirit kyatt: Know this, human. Once I finish cleaning my paws...
- Spirit kyatt: I will destroy you!
- Conversation 4
- Player: Here, kitty!
- Spirit kyatt: Do not toy with me, human!
- Player: What about under your chin?
- Spirit kyatt: I am not one of your playful kittens, human. I eat playful kittens for breakfast!
- Player: Not even behind your ears?
- You lean down and tickle the kyatt behind the ears.
- Spirit kyatt: I will...purrrrr...ooh that's quite nice...destroy...purrrrrrr...you.
- Conversation 5 (If the player has a Ball of wool in their inventory.)
- Spirit kyatt: Human, hand me that ball of wool.
- Player: Aww...do you want to play with it?
- Spirit kyatt: I do not 'play', human.
- Player: If you say so, kitty! Alright, you can have it.
- Spirit kyatt: Aha! Ball of wool: you are mine now. I will destroy you!
- Player: Well I'm not giving it to you, now! I'll never get it back.
- Spirit kyatt: Then you leave me no choice but to destroy YOU, human!
- Player: Bad kitty!