Transcript:Sparky (NPC)

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Below level 70 summoning

• Player: Hello there!
• Sparky: Chatterchatterchatter chatterchatter chatter!
  • Player: Hmm. If I was more skilled with animals, I would be able to figure out what he's saying.

Level 70 summoning or Higher

• Player: Hello there!
• Sparky: Chatter! (Hi!)
  • Player: How did you end up here?
• Sparky: Chatter chatterchatter chatter-chip.(I used to live near the Ranging Guild up in Mcgrubor's Wood.)
• Sparky: Chip chatterchatter.(One Day, I was out foraging for nuts when I noticed a crowd at the guild.)
• Sparky: Chip chip-chatter.(Geoff was trying to join the guild, aiming the shot that would've got him in.)
• Player: Boring!(Or "What happened next?")
• Sparky: Chatter-chip!(This would be impolite to translate.)
• Player: What happened next?
• Sparky: Chip chatter chatter-chip.(The arrow soared towards its target, but ricocheted off something that was carried by a passing swallow.)
• Player: What could a swallow possibly carry?
• Sparky: Chatter chatterchatter chatter.(I don't know! The next thing I knew, the arrow was coming right for me!)
• Sparky: Chatter-cip chatterchatter-chip.(When I woke up, I was here and Geoff was looking after me.)
• Sparky: Chip chatterchatter.(It's quite nice here, so i decided to stay and cheer Geoff up.)
• Player: An interesting but implausible tale.
• Sparky: Chatter-chip-chatter!(Thanks! I brush it every day.)
• Player: ...

or

• Player: Hello there!
• Sparky: Chatter! (Hi!)
  • Player: What do you think of Geoff?
• Sparky: Chatter chatter-chip chatter.(He's good guy. It's a shame that he still blames himself for my leg.)

or

• Player: Hello there!
• Sparky: Chatter! (Hi!)
• Player: Say, that's a nice hat.
• Sparky: Chatterchatterchatter chatter-chip (Yeah, it's jaunty.)
• Player: Can I have it? Or Player: Where did you get it? (leads to *)
• Sparky: Chatter chip-chip chatter (Don't you think it would be a bit small for you?)
• (Two options)
• Player: I suppose. Or Player: No?
• Sparky: Chatter chatter chatter chatter-chip (I can give directions to where i found it, if you like.)
• (Two options)
• Player: Yes! Or Player: Nah.
• Sparky: Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chatter. (Okay, if you scurry about two-hundred paces north, then about five-hundred paces east, you should get there.)
• Player: Hmm, could you write that down for me?
• Sparky: Chip (No.)
• Player: Why not?
• Sparky: Chatter-chatter (I'm a squirrel.)
• Player: ...