Transcript:Snow imp (2007 Christmas event)

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Conversation 1

  • *sings* Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
  • *sings* I'm dreaming of a white RuneScape.
  • *sings* There's no business like snow business!
  • Did you know that we snow imps have over a hundred words for snow? Really? Nah. I made that up.
  • Snowflakes! Millions of snowflakes! No two are the same, you know.
  • Isn't snow brilliant?
  • Snow! Ha ha ha ha! Snow everywhere!

Conversation 2

  • Player: Who are you?
  • Snow imp: I's a snow imp! From der Land of snow!
  • Player: The Land of Snow?
  • Snow imp: The Land of Snow! Y'know, the magic land where snow comes from.  Where did you think snow came from? Maybe that it appears spontaneously, like when water vapour in the air forms into ice crystals?
  • Player: Well, yes, actually.
  • Snow imp: Ha ha ha! Don't be silly! It comes from the Land of Snow.

Conversation 3

  • Player: Why are you making it snow?
  • Snow imp: 'Cause it's Christmas, innit.

Conversation 4

  • Player: What can I do with all this snow?
  • Snow imp: Whatever yer like! I don't care! There's plen'y more where this lot came from. --- You could make a snowman, if you like. When it's big enough, I'll give you a snowman 'at to finish it. These 'ats also include a veg'table fer a nose an' anything else yer need. --- Or you could just 'have a good ol'-fashioned snowball fight!