Transcript:Monkey (pet)
- To talk to your monkey, you need an Amulet of Monkeyspeak, obtained from the Monkey Madness quest.
Baby monkey
Baby monkey: Wanna go play in the trees?
Player: Maybe later - I can't right now.
Baby monkey: Why not?
Player: I can't climb and swing as well as you can.
Baby monkey: You don't want to play in the trees with me?
Player: Yes, I...
Player: Who wants a banana?
Baby monkey: Me! Me! I want a banana!
Player: Phew, crisis averted.
Adult Monkey
Conversation 1
Adult Monkey: So why do you walk so funny all the time? Your knuckles barely even touch the ground.
Player: I should hope they don't touch the ground at all!
Adult Monkey: Why, though? Is there something wrong with your back?
Player: Yes, it's called good posture.
Adult Monkey: Ouch, sounds painful. I hope I don't catch it.
Player: I don't think there's much chance of that...
Conversation 2
Adult Monkey: I want a banana!
Player: 'I want', never gets.
Adult Monkey: Well, what DO I have to say to get a banana, then? What's the 'magic word'?
Player: If I told you what the 'magic word' was, you'd just ask for a banana again.
Adult Monkey: Of course I would.
Player: And that's why I'm not going to tell you.
Adult Monkey: Please tell me what the magic word is, pleaaaaase...
Player: 'Pleaaaaase'.
Adult Monkey: Fine, don't tell me. Humph.
Conversation 3
Adult Monkey: Hey, you!
Player: Who, me?
Adult Monkey: Yes, you!
Player: What do you want?
Adult Monkey: Where did all your fur and tail go?
Player: I was a bad little monkey that kept asking silly questions, so all my fur fell out and my tail dropped off.
Adult Monkey: Oh no! No wonder you're so mean and grumpy all the time.
Player: Yes, I...
Player: Hey!
Conversation 4
Adult Monkey: On Karamja.
Player: Mighty Karamja.
Adult Monkey: Shaikahan eats, tonight.
Player: On Karamja.
Adult Monkey: Mighty Karamja.
Player: Shaikahan sleeps, tonight.
Player: Woooooo, hoo hoooo hooooo, hey, Marimbo, hey.
Adult Monkey: Marimbo, hey. Marimbo, hey. Marimbo, hey. Marimbo, hey...
Conversation 5 (on ape atoll with the player transformed into a big zombie monkey)
Player: BRAAAAINS!
Adult Monkey: Argh! Stop it! That's not funny.
Player: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
Adult Monkey:Marimbo, save me!
Player: OK, I'm sorry. I'll stop.
Adult Monkey: Just don't do that again; you'll give me bad dreams.
Player: Aww, now I feel bad.
Conversation 6 (on ape atoll with the player transformed into a bearded gorilla, karamjan monkey, medium ninja monkey, or blue faced gorilla)
Adult Monkey: ...
Player: ...
Adult Monkey: ...
Player: What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Adult Monkey: Umm, how are you a mon-?
Player: Do you honestly want to know?
Adult Monkey: All I want to know is if I will lose my fur and tail in a minute, due to us swapping species?
Player: No.
Adult Monkey: Then I'm going to put this down to a bad banana flashback and say no more about it.
Note: The interaction between the monkey and owner can vary, just like any other pet/familiar.
Trivia
- The 4th conversation is a variation of the lyrics in the song, The Lion Sleeps Tonight.