Transcript:Minitrice

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• Player: What are you, exactly?
• Minitrice: I minitrice.
• Player: And what's a minitrice?
• Minitrice: Fearsome creature that kill with single glance!
• Player: Is that so? Then why do you look like a feathered frog?
• Minitrice: ...

or

• Minitrice: You deaded me!
• Player: Okay, okay, let's leave all that in the past.
• Minitrice: But you deaded me!
• Player: It was an accident.
• Minitrice: No accident; you deaded me on purpose!
• Player: Uh-huh. What can I do to make up for it?
• Minitrice: Nothing. I get payback, I'll dead you!
• Player: Riiight. You're just a baby. Give it your best shot.
• Minitrice: **Stares hard**
• Player: ...
• Minitrice: ...
• Player: Oh, no! My eyes are burning!
• Minitrice: Mwa-ha-ha! Me told you I dead you!
• Player: And I told you that you're just a baby. I can't believe you fell for that!

or

• Minitrice: Me kill you.
• Player: Yes, yes, I know.
• Minitrice: Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but me kill you.
• Player: I await the day.
• Minitrice: We understand each other, hooman. Now when's dinner time?
• Player: You're very hard to love, you know that?