Transcript:Mike

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Mike: Wanna buy some clothes? Good quality, none of yer rags.

Player: Where did that pillar come from?

Mike: You wanna buy it?

Player: Is it for sale?

Mike: Would you buy it if it was?

Player: If it was could you sell it to me?

Mike: If I couldn't would you still give me the money?

Player: No.

Player: Where did this pillar come from?

Mike: Dunno. There are a load of islands out this way, and a lot of them have little bits and pieces like this scattered around.

Mike: The way I see it, there must have been some more people out here at one point, then they went away.

Player: Where?

Mike: Search me.

Player: I'd rather not.