Transcript:Iron titan

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Dialogues

• Conversation 1
  • Player: Titan?
  • Iron titan: Yes, boss?
  • Player: What's that in your hand?
  • Iron titan: I'm glad you asked that, boss.
  • Iron titan: This is the prototype for the Iron Titan (tm) action figure. You just pull this string here and he fights crime with real action sounds.
  • Player: Titan?
  • Iron titan: Yes, boss?
  • Player: Never mind.

• Conversation 2
  • Iron titan: Boss!
  • Player: What?
  • Iron titan: I've just had a vision of the future.
  • Player: I didn't know you were a fortune teller. Let's hear it then.
  • Iron titan: Just imagine, boss, an Iron Titan (tm) on every desk.
  • Player: That doesn't even make sense.
  • Iron titan: Hmm. It was a bit blurry, perhaps the future is having technical issues at the moment.
  • Player: Riiight.

• Conversation 3
  • Player: Boss?
  • Iron titan: Yes, titan?
  • Player: You know how you're the boss and I'm the titan?
  • Iron titan: Yes?
  • Player: Do you think we could swap for a bit?
  • Iron titan: No, titan!
  • Player: Aww...

• Conversation 4
  • Player: How are you today, titan?
  • Iron titan: I'm very happy.
  • Player: That's marvellous, why are you so happy?
  • Iron titan: Because I love the great taste of Iron Titan (tm) cereal!
  • Player: ?
  • Player: You're supposed to be working for me, not promoting yourself.
  • Iron titan: Sorry, boss.