Transcript:Iron minotaur

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• Conversation 1
  • Iron minotaur: All this walking about is making me angry.
  • Player: You seem to be quite happy about that.
  • Iron minotaur: Yeah! There's nothing like getting a good rage on and then working it out on some no-horns.
  • Player: I can't say I know what you mean.
  • Iron minotaur: Well I didn't think a no-horns like you would get it!

• Conversation 2
  • Iron minotaur: Can you tell me why we're not fighting yet?
  • Player: Buck up; I'll find you something to hit soon.
  • Iron minotaur: You'd better, no-horns, because that round head of yours is looking mighty axeable.

• Conversation 3
  • Iron minotaur: Hey, no-horns?
  • Player: Why do you keep calling me no-horns?
  • Iron minotaur: Do I really have to explain that?
  • Player: No, thinking about it is's pretty self-evident.
  • Iron minotaur: Glad we're on the same page, no-horns.
  • Player: So, what did you want?
  • Iron minotaur: I've forgotten, now. I'm sure it'll come to me later.

• Conversation 4
  • Iron minotaur: Hey no-horns!
  • Player: Yes?
  • Iron minotaur: Oh, I don't have anything to say, I was just yelling at you.
  • Player: Why?
  • Iron minotaur: No reason. I do like to mess with the no-horns, though.

• Conversation 5 (While the player wears certain helmets with horns (e.g. Guthan's helm))
  • Iron minotaur: ...
  • Player: What?
  • Iron minotaur: Are you having a laugh?
  • Player: I'm not sure I know what you_
  • Iron minotaur: Listen, no-horns, you have two choices: take off the horns yourself or I'll headbutt you until they fall off.
  • Player: Yessir.
  • Iron minotaur: Good, no-horns. Let's not have this conversation again.