Transcript:Giant chinchompa
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- Conversation 1
- Giant chinchompa: Half a pound of tuppenny rice, half a pound of treacle...
- Player: I hate it when you sing that song.
- Giant chinchompa: ...that's the way the money goes...
- Player: Couldn't you sing 'Kumbaya' or something?
- Giant chinchompa: ...BANG, goes the chinchompa!
- Player: Sheesh.
- Conversation 2
- Giant chinchompa: What's small, brown and blows up?
- Player: A brown balloon?
- Giant chinchompa: A chinchompa! Pull my finger.
- Player: I'm not pulling your finger.
- Giant chinchompa: Nothing will happen. Truuuuust meeeeee.
- Player: Oh, go away.
- Conversation 3
- Giant chinchompa: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with 'B'.
- Player: Bomb? Bang? Boom? Blowing-up-little-chipmunk?
- Giant chinchompa: No. Body odour. You should wash a bit more.
- Player: Well, that was pleasant. You don't smell all that great either, you know.
- Giant chinchompa: Stop talking, stop talking! Your breath stinks!
- Player: We're never going to get on, are we?
- Conversation 4
- Giant chinchompa: I seem to have found a paper bag.
- Player: Well done. Anything in it?
- Giant chinchompa: Hmmm. Let me see. It seems to be full of some highly sought after, very expensive...chinchompa breath!
- Player: No, don't pop it!
- BANG*
- Player: You just cannot help yourself, can you?
- Conversation 5 (If a player has a chinchompa in their inventory.)
- Giant chinchompa: Woah, woah, woah - hold up there.
- Player: What is it, ratty?
- Giant chinchompa: You got something in your backpack that you'd like to tell me about?
- Player: I was wondering when you were going to bring up the chinchompa. I'm sure they like it in my inventory.
- Giant chinchompa: Did they not teach you anything in school? Chinchompas die in hot bags. You know what happens when chinchompas die. Are you attached to your back?
- Player: Medically, yes. And I kind of like it too. I get the point.