Transcript:Geoff
Dialogue
Player: Hello there!
Geoff: Geoff's busy.
1. What do you do here?
Player: What do you do here?
Geoff: Fletch.
Player: Anything else?
Geoff: Sit.
Player: Uh-huh.
Geoff: Think.
Player: Yeah.
Geoff: Plot my revenge...
Player: What was that last one?
Geoff: Think.
Player: Oh, okay.
2. Do you always talk about yourself in the third person?
Player: Do you always talk about yourself in the third person?
Geoff: Nope.
Player: Fair enough.
Geoff: So, what do you want with Geoff?
Player: You did it again!
Geoff: Just because Geoff is talking like this at the moment, doesn't mean he does it all the time.
Player: But you do it all the time!
Geoff: You're just inferring that from Geoff's predilection for a particular perspective.
Player: My brain hurts.
3. What do you think of Sparky?
Player: What do you think of Sparky?
Geoff: Poor little fella.
Player: What happened?
Geoff: It was an accident at the Ranging Guild.
Geoff: Shot down. Shot down in the prime of his...
Geoff: ...life. Waaaaaaa!
Player: Steady on now-
Geoff: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Player: Stiff upper lip, old chap.
Geoff: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Player: Well...er...have a nice day.
4. Why are you so mopey?
Player: Why are you so mopey?
Geoff: You think Geoff's mopey?
Player: Yeah, why so sad?
Geoff: Maybe Geoff wants to be mopey. Maybe Geoff wants to be sad.
Player: But why not be happy like me?
Geoff: Oh, you think you're happy, but are you really happy?
Player: Yup, pretty sure!
Geoff: Oh, you think you're sure, but are you really sure?
Player: Erm, I think I have to go now.
Geoff: Oh, you think you have to go, but do you really have to go?
Player: Yes!