Transcript:Evil Bob
Conversation 1
Player: Let me out of here!
Evil Bob: I will never let you go, [Player Name]!
Player: Why not?
Evil Bob: Uhm...
Evil Bob: Because I say so! And, also because I can never have enough servants!
Evil Bob: Now catch me some fish, I'm hungry.
Player: What fish, where?
Evil Bob: Talk to my other servants and hurry it up!
Conversation 2
Player: Let me out of here!
Evil Bob: I will never let you go, [Player Name]!
Player: What's it all about?
Evil Bob: Sit down and I'll tell you. It's a question of servant shortage.
Player: Go on.
Evil Bob: You are a skilled worker. A human like you is worth a great deal as a slave.
Player: A slave? I will have nothing to do with you. Is that clear? Absolutely nothing.
Evil Bob: Now, be reasonable, little human. It's just a matter of time before you do everything I ask of you. Play along and this could be a very nice place.
Player: I will not make any deals with you. I'm a human. I will not be pushed, numbered, meowed at, teleported or enslaved. My life is my own.
Evil Bob: Is it?
Player: Yes. You won't hold me.
Evil Bob: Won't I?
Evil Bob: Let me assure you that there's no way out.
Evil Bob: Just ask my servants.
Conversation 3
Player: Let me out of here!
Evil Bob: I will never let you go, [Player Name]!
Player: How is it possible that you're talking?
Evil Bob: How is it possible that you're not meowing?
Player: Meowing? Why would I be meowing?
Evil Bob: Most humans do; that's why I'm wearing this Amulet of Manspeak. I do try to train my staff in civilised speech.
Evil Bob: Ah, but I suppose things are slightly different in your world. What a dreadful place that must be.
Player: I think I'm getting a headache...
Conversation 4
Player: Let me out of here!
Evil Bob: I will never let you go, [Player Name]!
Player: What did you do to Bob?
Evil Bob: Bob? I am Bob!
Evil Bob: Oh, you mean the Bob in your world? Nothing. I am the incarnation of Bob here on ScapeRune.
Player: What, you mean this is...like some kind of mirror land?
Evil Bob: Something like that. Somewhere, in ScapeRune, there must be a human servant called [Player Name].
Evil Bob: But you work just as well for me. Now get to work, human. Fish for me!