Transcript:Eek

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To have these conversations it is necessary to have Eek in your inventory.

Conversation 1

Eek the Spider: I bet you're a mighty hero!

Eek the Spider: PlayerName! Hero-of-the-humans!

Eek the Spider: You are a mighty hero, aren't you? I bet you've slain dragons and all sorts of stuff.

Player:

1 That's right. I'm awesome!

or

2 I'm not a great hero. I'm just an ordinary person.

If Player chooses 1:

Eek the Spider: I could be your sidekick! PlayerName and Eek! We could have all sorts of adventures together!

Player:

1.1 Yes!

or

1.2 No. It's too dangerous.

If Player chooses 1.1:

Eek the Spider: Yay! PlayerName and Eek! We'll travel all over the world fighting for justice! And freedom! And things like that!

Eek the Spider: Come on, PlayerName! Let's have an adventure!

If Player chooses 1.2:

Eek the Spider: Aww.

Eek the Spider: You know best, though. You're so BRAVE putting yourself in danger all by yourself!

If Player chooses 2:

Eek the Spider: Aww. I bet you'll be a mighty hero someday, though.

Player:

2.1 Yes, I'm trying to advance myself.

or

2.2 I don't know. I'm not very ambitious.

If Player chooses 2.1:

Eek the Spider: Brilliant! You can do it! Come on, let's have an adventure!

If Player chooses 2.2:

Eek the Spider: Aww...well...never mind.

Conversation 2

Eek the Spider: Hey, you've only got four legs. How do you manage? Don't you fall over?

Player:

1 Actually, I've only got two legs

or

2 Oh, it's not so bad.

If Player chooses 1:

Eek the Spider: Someone has stolen your legs! This is a DISASTER!

Eek the Spider: We've got to catch the leg thief!

Player:

1.1 No one stole my legs.

or

1.2 They're probably long gone by now.

If Player chooses 1.1:

Eek the Spider: You gave your legs away?

Eek the Spider: That is so heroic...giving your legs away to someone without legs.

Eek the Spider: You're my hero!

If Player chooses 1.2:

Eek the Spider: You're right. They probably used the machine to give themselves really long running-away type legs. We'll never catch them now.

If Player chooses 2:

Eek the Spider: Then again, your legs are much longer than mine.

Eek the Spider: How's you get such long legs? Do you have some kind of leg-extending machine?

Eek the Spider: Where is the leg-extending machine? I want to use it!

Player:

2.1 There is no leg-extending machine.

or

2.2 You can't use it. It's broken.

If Player chooses 2.1:

Eek the Spider: You would say that! You want to keep it for yourself!

Eek the Spider: Well that's okay Maybe I don't even need your leg-extending machine!

Eek the Spider: I can do special leg-stretching exercises! Make my legs longer naturally! No artificial legs for me!

Eek the Spider: You just wait! Soon I'll have the best legs ever!

If Player chooses 2.2:

Eek the Spider: Oh! I wouldn't want to use it if it's broken.

Eek the Spider: It might malfunction and give me tiny, tiny legs! Like a slug, only with tiny legs!

Eek the Spider: Or it might make some legs longer than others so I wouldn't be able to walk and I'd fall over!

Eek the Spider: That would be TERRIBLE!

Eek the Spider: I'd better keep away from that machine!

Conversation 3

Eek the Spider: Hey, are you scared of spiders?

Player:

1 Yes, I'm scared of spiders.

or

2 No, I'm not scared of spiders.

If Player chooses 1:

Eek the Spider: Oh no! I'm sorry!

Eek the Spider: I've got to try not to be scary.

Eek the Spider: You should just pretend I'm not a spider! Like, maybe I'm an eight-legged mouse!

Eek the Eight-Legged Mouse: Hello, I'm an eight legged mouse! Squeak squeak squeak, I like cheese, cats are bad, I'm definitely not a spider.

Eek the Eight-Legged Mouse: Is that better?

Player:

1.1 You still look like a spider.

or

1.2 That's much better.

If Player chooses 1.1:

Eek the Eight-Legged Mouse: A spider? Oh no! I'm scared of spiders!

If Player chooses 1.2:

Eek the Eight-Legged Mouse: Yay! I'll be an eight-legged mouse forever until I forget.

Eek the Eight-Legged Mouse: ...

Eek the Spider: You know what? It's great being a spider.

If Player chooses 2:

Eek the Spider: Not even a bit?

Eek the Spider: I bet I can make you scared of spiders!

Eek the Spider: Boo! Raaar! I'm a scary spider!

Eek the Spider: Next time you go to sleep I'm going to crawl on your face and EAT YOUR EYEBALLS!

Player:

2.1 I'm still not scared.

or

2.2 That was a bit scary.

If Player chooses 2.1:

Eek the Spider: Oh, wow! Even I was scared of me when I said that!

Eek the Spider: You're so brave! I bet you're not scared of anything!

If Player chooses 2.2:

Eek the Spider: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I made you scared of me! I made you scared of me!

Eek the Spider: It's okay, I'm not really going to eat your eyeballs. Spiders don't do that.

Eek the Spider: Well...I don't think they do.

Conversation 4

Eek the Spider: I'm going to learn how to fly! I'm going to be a flying spider!

Player:

1 How are you going to fly?

or

2 Spiders can't fly!

If Player chooses 1:

Eek the Spider: I'm going to spin webs between my legs to make wings! Then I can fly!

Player:

1.1 Let's try it now!

or

1.2 Sounds dangerous.

If Player chooses 1.1:

Eek the Spider: Um...okay! I'll spin the webs...and then you throw me in the air.

Eek the Spider: Okay. Three...

Eek the Spider: Two...

Eek the Spider: One...

Eek the Spider: Wait! I'm not ready!

Eek the Spider: I don't think I've got the webs right. I'm not ready yet. We'll do it another time.

If Player chooses 1.2:

Eek the Spider: It's not dangerous! What's the worst that could happen?

Eek the Spider: The worst that can happen is, like, the wings fail and I fall to my death.

Eek the Spider: Or I get eaten by a bird.

Eek the Spider: I'm going to rethink this.

If Player chooses 2:

Eek the Spider: Some spiders can fly! They use web strands to float in the air! (Eek is referring to a phenomenon called ballooning.)

Eek the Spider: I think I know more about spiders than you, seeing how I am one!

Player:

2.1 I'm sorry, Eek.

or

2.2 I don't believe you.

If Player chooses 2.1:

Eek the Spider: That's okay.

Eek the Spider: I don't want to fly now. I'm not in the mood.

If Player chooses 2.2:

Eek the Spider: I don't care. I'm not talking to you any more.

Conversation 5

Eek the Spider: Hey...there are so many humans in your world.

Eek the Spider: Back in the Spider Realm there are only spiders.

Eek the Spider: I guess that's why they call it the Spider Realm.

Eek the Spider: Suppose I was bitten by a magically-irradiated man?

Eek the Spider: I might become the Man-Spider! I'd gain all the powers of a man! Like um...

Eek the Spider: Um...what can humans do that's special?

Player:

1 Walk on two legs.

or

2 Use tools.

or

3 Project heat-rays from our eyes.

or

4 Nothing, really. Humans are pretty ordinary.

If Player chooses 1:

Eek the Spider: Walk on two legs! Yes! Then I could use my other six legs to FIGHT CRIME!

If Player chooses 2:

Eek the Spider: Yes! I could have all sorts of gadgets! Like a gadget that spins webs!

Eek the Spider: Wait...I can already spin webs.

Eek the Spider: Never mind!

If Player chooses 3:

Eek the Spider: Oh! I didn't know humans could do that!

Eek the Spider: Please don't fry me with your heat rays!

Eek the Spider: I'm too young to fry!

If Player chooses 4:

Eek the Spider: Aww, don't say that. Everyone is special!