Transcript:Cookie

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Dialogue

Player: Hello there!

Cookie: What can Cookie do for you?

1. Why are you called Cookie?

Player: Why are you called Cookie?

Cookie: I guess it has something to do with my being a cook.

Cookie: That, and I tend to have a lot of crumbs in my beard.

Player: That's...nice.

2. Where did your shirt go?

Player: Where did your shirt go?

Cookie: It's hot work tending to this spit all day - my shirt was getting all sweaty.

Player: So, you just took it off?

Cookie: Yup - now the sweat can run free! Plus, I can work on my tan while I'm at work now.

Player: Ewwwwwwww.