Transcript:Beaver

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• Conversation 1
  • Beaver: Vot are you doing 'ere when we could be logging and building mighty dams, alors?
  • Player: Why would I want to build a dam again?
  • Beaver: Why vouldn't you want to build a dam again?
  • Player: I can't argue with that logic.

• Conversation 2
  • Beaver: Pardonnez-moi - you call yourself a lumberjack?
  • Player: No
  • Beaver: Carry on zen.

• Conversation 3
  • Beaver: Paul Bunyan 'as nothing on moi!
  • Player: Except several feet in height, a better beard, and opposable thumbs.
  • Beaver: What was zat?
  • Player: Nothing.
• Conversation 4
  • Beaver: Zis is a fine day make some lumber.
  • Player: That it is!
  • Beaver: So why are you talking to moi? Get chopping!

• Conversation 5 (If the player has logs in their inventory.)
  • Beaver: 'Ere, you 'ave ze logs, now form zem into a mighty dam!
  • Player: Well, I was thinking of burning, selling, or fletching them.
  • Beaver: Sacre bleu! Such a waste.