Transcript:Abyssal minion
Abyssal Minion: You know what I miss? I miss THE ABYSS.
Player: That rhymes, you know.
Abyssal Minion: ...the warm, slippery walls, the piercing screams...
Player: How lovely.
Abyssal Minion: ...the chasing after runecrafters...
Player: We could still chase after runecrafters, you know.
Abyssal Minion: Human, nothing would make me happier.
OR
Abyssal Minion: I am confused. I thought you killed me?
Player: Lucky for you, I found a place to bring you back to life.
Abyssal Minion: This makes me happy. Maybe we can go to THE ABYSS.
Player: As fun as that sounds, why don't you give me an abyssal whip instead? I saved your life.
Abyssal Minion: Of course. There you go.
Player: Wow, I didn't think that would work!
(a whip will appear in the player's inventory; upon equipping it, a message will say "The abyssal whip disappears into nothing in your hands.")
Abyssal Minion: I can't believe you fell for that!
Alternatively, if the player has a legitimate abyssal whip equipped (must be uncolored):
Abyssal Minion: Did I give you that whip?
Player: No, I don't think so. This one's mine.
Abyssal Minion: Want to see a magic trick?
Player: Not if it involves the whip, no. Especially not if it's a disappearing trick.
Abyssal Minion: No, it's not...I...don't want your stupid whip. I'm not that predictable, am I? I mean, can't I even have a bit of fun anymore?
Player: Maybe next time.