Sneakerpeeper/Dialogue

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Sneakerpeeper spawn

• Conversation 1
  • Sneakerpeeper Spawn: You no talk to Sneaks today? Awww, Sneaks do something wrong?
  • Player: Why would you think th-
  • Sneakerpeeper Spawn: Player find Sneak's collection, yes? That why Player not talk to Sneaks?
  • Player: Look, everything's fine between us... Wait, what collection?
  • Sneakerpeeper Spawn: Player want to see collection? Player just had to ask Sneaks!
  • Sneakerpeeper Spawn: Sneaks have one ball of Player eyelashes, slippers made from Player belly button fluff and a Player skin hat.
  • Player: That's...that's horrible. I...I feel nauseous; I think I need to sit down.
  • Sneakerpeeper Spawn: Don't worry, Sneaks nurse you back to good health with Player-hair brush.
• Conversation 2
  • Player: You don't have to float so close to me, Sneaks.
  • Sneakerpeeper spawn: Sneaks doesn't HAVE to, but Sneaks want to send message to other sneakerpeepers.
  • Player: I'm going to regret asking, but what would that message be?
  • Sneakerpeeper spawn: That Player belongs to Sneaks, and if other sneakerpeepers want Player then they'll have to fight to the death in a no-holds-barred staring contest.
  • Player: How can a staring contest be to the death?
  • Sneakerpeeper spawn: Player know how dry eyes get if Player not blink? A contest can take months! Now, Player imagine being made entirely out of eye. Stare-death is THE WORST way for sneakerpeeper to die.
• Conversation 3
  • ​Sneakerpeeper spawn: Player, where do sneakerpeepers come from?
  • Player: Uh, wow. Isn't this a conversation you should be having with...anyone else?
  • Sneakerpeeper spawn: No, Sneaks like to hear it from you. Sneaks like to watch you talk.
  • Player: I'm sorry, Sneaks. I just don't have much information on how sneakerpeepers 'spawn'-
  • Sneakerpeeper spawn: Player, your lips are like irrestible eyelids.
  • Player: *shudder* You're not really listening, are you?
  • Sneakerpeeper spawn: Mmmmm, Player-lips.
• Conversation 4
  • ​Sneakerpeeper spawn: 'Sneaks and Player, sitting in a tree...'
  • Player: Can you stop singing that? It's kind of freaking me out.
  • Sneakerpeeper spawn: that fine, Player! Sneaks has bag under its eye, full of songs dedicated to you. ' If you're happy and you know it, snuggle your Sneaks...'
  • Player: Do you take requests, perhaps? how about something that doesn't involve my name or yours?
  • Sneakerpeeper spawn: Sneaks can do that 'Millions of people go by, but they all disappear from view. I only have eyes for you.'
  • Player: Don't make me visit a slayer master to get some earmuffs, Sneaks

Sneakerpeeper

• Conversation 1
  • ​Sneakerpeeper: Player, it time that Sneaks spawned.
  • Player: What, now?
  • Sneakerpeeper: Sneaks not sure. My lids are contracting and I can feel movement about my retina.
  • Player: You don't have to go into detail, Sneaks. I'd be happier not knowing about your innards.
  • Sneakerpeeper: If Player not know, than how can Player help Sneaks with the spawning ritual? How can you squeeze Sneak's eyeball and keep spawn wet with sneakerpeeper ooze?
  • Player: I'm pretty sure I'll have passed out by then.
• Conversation 2
  • Player: You know, Sneaks, when you were young, you used to make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about me.
  • Sneakerpeeper: Oh, really?
  • Player: Sure! It verged on harassment. You even kept a ball of my eyelash hair!
  • Player: Strange times. Wait, what are you playing with?
  • Sneakerpeeper: Oh, what, this? It nothing.
  • Player: You're playing with it! You're playing with my eyelash hairball!
  • Sneakerpeeper: Player, Sneaks not like that any more. Sneaks is a much better sneakerpeeper, less unprofessional.
  • Sneakerpeeper: You see, this is not your eyelashes, they Thok's. Thok's hair much stronger and keeps in a ball better.
• Conversation 3
  • Sneakerpeeper: Huh-huh.
  • Player: Why are you chuckling, Sneaks? Something amuse you?
  • Sneakerpeeper: Player wouldn't understand. It's hive-minded humour. Lakhrahnaz make joke about how silly Player looks when he pushes you about on ice.
  • Player: Hey!
  • Sneakerpeeper: Hehe! Lakhrahnaz say that you look like you being tickled when you slide about.
  • Player: Do you stalkers do this a lot? You know, having a hive-mind joke at my expense?
  • Sneakerpeeper: Sorry, what was that? Haasghenahk just did an impression of you.
  • Player: *sigh*
• Conversation 4
  • Player: So, Sneaks, I have a question.
  • Sneakerpeeper: Sneaks always likes shooting the breeze with Player
  • Player: You're one eyeball, right? You only see through one eye.
  • Sneakerpeeper: Player say obvious things.
  • Player: Yeah, but if you only see through one eyeball, how do you have any form of depth perception? Surely you can't even reach for a door handle, shake someone's hand, catch a ball in the air...
  • Sneakerpeeper: We see everything in eye-max, Player. Our eye so big that we can perceive more than two eyes can. We look better in monocloes, too.
  • Player: You're probably right.