Rum Deal (song)

To the Braindeath Isle ye travelled.

Using squids, slugs, stagnant water.

Rum Deal is one of Bard Roberts and the Stanky Penguins's songs, being named after the quest Rum Deal. As with all songs, it has 4 couplets with an AABBA rhyme system. As with Bard Roberts's other songs, it narrates the events of the Rum Deal quest along with a cutscene involving:

• Bard Roberts, Stanky Morgan and Flippers McGraw
• The players
• Pirate Pete
• Greater demon
• Captain Donnie
• Zombie protestor
• Captain Braindeath

The song also features a cauldron, row boat, 'rum', a squid, and a slugling.