Transcript:Karam. overlord

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• Conversation 1
  • Player: Do you want-
  • Karamthulhu overlord: Silence!
  • Player: But I only...
  • Karamthulhu overlord: Silence!
  • Player: Now, listen here...
  • Karamthulhu overlord: SIIIIIILLLLLEEEEENCE!
  • Player: Fine!
  • Karamthulhu overlord: Good!
  • Player: Maybe I'll be so silent you'll think I never existed
  • Karamthulhu overlord: Oh, how I long for that day...

• Conversation 2
  • Karamthulhu overlord: Kneel before my awesome might!
  • Player: I would, but I have a bad knee you see...
  • Karamthulhu overlord: Your feeble prattlings matter not, air-breather! Kneel or face my wrath!
  • Player: I'm not afraid of you. You're only a squid in a bowl!
  • Karamthulhu overlord: Only? I, radiant in my awesomeness, am 'only' a squid in a bowl? Clearly you need to be shown in your place, lung-user!
  • (The Karamthulhu overlord narrows its eye and you find yourself unable to breathe!)
  • Player: Gaak! Wheeeze!
  • Karamthulhu overlord: Who rules?
  • Player: You rule!
  • Karamthulhu overlord: And don't forget it!

• Conversation 3
  • Player: ...
  • Karamthulhu overlord: The answer 'be silent'!
  • Player: You have no idea what I was going to ask you.
  • Karamthulhu overlord: Yes I do; I know all!
  • Player: Then you will not be surprised to know I was going to ask you what you wanted to do today.
  • Karamthulhu overlord: You dare doubt me!
  • Karamthulhu overlord: The answer 'be silent' because your puny compressed brain could not even begin to comprehend my needs!
  • Player: Well, how about I dismiss you so you can go and do what you like?
  • Karamthulhu overlord: Well, how about I topple your nations into the ocean and dance my tentacle-waving victory dance upon your watery graves?
  • Player: Yeah...well...
  • Karamthulhu overlord: Silence! Your burbling vexes me greatly!

• Conversation 4
  • Player: Errr...Have you calmed down yet?
  • Karamthulhu overlord: Calmed down? Why would I need to calm down?
  • Player: Well there is that whole 'god complex' thing...
  • Karamthulhu overlord: Complex? What 'complex' are you drooling about this time, minion?
  • Karamthulhu overlord: It is a sad thing indeed when a god as powerful as I cannot gain recognition from the foolish mewling sheep of this 'surface' place.
  • Player: I don't really think sheep really make mewling noises...
  • Karamthulhu overlord: Silence!