Transcript:Pet rock
Pet rocks can be placed in a Menagerie, doing so will allow the player to interact with the pet rock for several humorous, one sided conversations.
Conversation 1
Player: Good day, rock!
Rock: ...
Player: Oooh, I love jokes! Go on then!
Rock: ...
Player: Who's there?
Rock: ...
Player: Interrupting cow wh-
Rock: ...
Player: Haha, good one!
Conversation 2
Player: Hey there, rock! How are you settling into your new home?
Rock: ...
Player: I'm Glad to hear it!
Player: Erm, this is kind of awkward, but... one of the neighbours found a pile of pebbles on their lawn.
Player: Now, I'm not saying it WAS you...
Rock: ...
Player: Alright, alright, I believe you! There's no need for that kind of language!
Conversation 3
Player: Hello there, rock. How are things?
Rock: ...
Player: Hmmm, I don't know. Have you tried swamp tar? I hear that's good at clearing rashes.
Rock: ...
Conversation 4
Player: Hello there, rock. How are things?
Rock: ...
Player: Oh, what a lovely song! That was a nice surprise, rock!
Rock: ...
Conversation 5
Player: Hey there, rock! How are you settling into your new home?
Rock: ...
Player: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Player: I'll be sure to complain to the housing association on your behalf, and petition for them to be moved out of the neighbourhood!
Rock: ...
Conversation 6
Player: Good day, rock!
Rock: ...
Player: Oooh, I love jokes! Go on then!
Rock: ...
Player: I don't know, what is the difference between a cow and a goblin?
Rock: ...
Player: Rock! How could you! That's awful!
Rock: ...
Player: I don't care if the other rocks think it's funny, you're not to talk like that again!