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<p>replacing category</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{update|date=28 January 2003}}<br /> <br /> Sporty types will be pleased to know that they can now take part in the world-famous game of gnomeball. Down at the gnome stronghold, those cheeky little gnomes have cleared a piece of land about the size of a football pitch, and err, decided to play football on it. Well, almost.<br /> <br /> Firstly, when I say football, I am not referring to the game where people try to propel a spherical object with their foot- hence football.<br /> <br /> Rather, this game is closer to the American version of the sport, where huge musclebound gladiators enact a fusion of chess, war and ballet whilst hitting each other with heavily reinforced plastic. Hence football.<br /> <br /> Take away the chess, ballet and plastic and you&#039;ve got gnomeball, where tackling your opponent basically means wacking them as hard as you can.<br /> <br /> And with gnomes being such good-hearted little creatures, they do at least have the decency to point out that they&#039;re about to hit you. Now you&#039;d never get that from Warren Sapp. <br /> [[Category:Game updates|Gnomeball]]</div>

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