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'''Question 1: How did you die?''' 
Player: Hey, Head? Zombie Head: What? Player: How did you die? Zombie Head: I stuck my neck out for an old friend. Player: You shouldn't get so cut up about it. Zombie Head: Well if I keep it all bottled up I'll turn into a total head case.

'''Question 2: What is your name?''' 
Player: Hey, Head? Zombie Head: What? Player: What is your name? Zombie Head: Mumblemumblemumble... Player: What was that? Zombie Head: My name is Edward Cranium. Player: Edd Cranium? Player: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Zombie Head: Har har...

'''Question 3: Can you do any tricks?''' 
Player: Hey Head? Zombie Head: What now? Player: Can you do any tricks? Zombie Head: Not any more... Player: How come? Zombie Head: Because I used to be able to do a handstand for over an hour while juggling cannon balls with my feet... Player: Wow, you were quite the entertainer. Zombie Head: Yep. Now I can barely roll my eyes... Player: I know what you can do! Zombie Head: What? Player: Vent... Zombie Head: Don't even suggest it! Player: Ok.

'''Question 4: Want a new hat?''' 
Player: Hey, Head? Zombie Head: Can't I rest in peace? Player: No! Player: Would you like a new hat? Zombie Head: No, but could you screw a handle into the top of my head? Player: A handle? Why? Zombie Head: Because currently you wave me about by my hair, and it hurts.

'''Question 5: Want to go scare some people?''' 
Player: Hey, Head? Zombie Head: Will you ever leave me alone? Player: No! Player: Want to go scare some people? Zombie Head: Let's leave it for now. Player: All right... Player: We'll quit while we're ahead! Zombie Head: If I try really hard I might be able to will myself deader...

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imported>Cqm at 18:01, 3 October 2012