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{{dialogue|familiar}}

*''Conversation 1''
**'''Swamp titan''': I’m alone, all alone I say.
**'''Player''': Oh, stop being so melodramatic.
**'''Swamp titan''': It’s not easy being greenery…well, decomposing greenery.
**'''Player''': Surely, you’re not the only swamp…thing in the world? What about the other swamp titans?
**'''Swamp titan''': They’re not my friends…they pick on me…they’re so mean…
**'''Player''': Why would they do that?
**'''Swamp titan''': They think I DON’T smell.
**'''Player''': Oh, yes. That is, er, mean…

*''Conversation 2''
**'''Swamp titan''': Oh, Guthix! I’m so alone, I have no fr-
**'''Player''': Oh, not again. Look, I’ll be your friend.
**'''Swamp titan''': You’ll be my friend, master?
**'''Player''': Yeah, sure, why not.
**'''Swamp titan''': Really?
**'''Player''': Really really…
**'''Swamp titan''': Oh, I’m so happy!
**'''Player''': …even if you do smell like a bog of eternal stench.
**'''Swamp titan''': Wait…you think I smell bad?
**'''Player''': Erm, yes, but I didn’t me-
**'''Swamp titan''': Oh, that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me! Thank you, master, thank you so much. You’re my friend AND you think I smell. I’m so very happy!
**'''Player''': I guess I did mean it like that.

*''Conversation 3''
**'''Swamp titan''': Are you my friend, master?
**'''Player''': Of course I am. I summoned you, didn’t I?
**'''Swamp titan''': Yes, but that was just to do some fighting. When you’re done with me you’ll send me back.
**'''Player''': I’m sure I’ll need you again later.
**'''Swamp titan''': Please don’t send me back.

*''Conversation 4''
**'''Player''': Cheer up, it might never happen!
**'''Swamp titan''': Oh, why did you have to go and say something like that?
**'''Player''': Like what? I’m trying to cheer you up.
**'''Swamp titan''': There’s no hope for me, oh woe, oh woe.
**'''Player''': I’ll leave you alone, then.
**'''Swamp titan''': NO! Don’t leave me, master!

*''Conversation 5 (with Swamp Tar in inventory)''
**'''Swamp titan: '''Do you smell that? Swamp tar, master. I LOVE the smell of swamp tar in the morning. Smells like...victorin.
**'''Player: '''You actually LIKE the smell of this stuff? It's gross.
**'''Swamp titan: '''Of course! I am made of swamp, after all.
**'''Player: '''Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean...I meant the swamp tar itself smells gross, not you. You smell like lavender. Yes, lavender.
**'''Swamp titan''': *sob* Lavender? Lavender! Why would you be so mean? I'm supposed to smell bad.

==Trivia==
*The Swamp Titan's line "It's not easy being greenery..." is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog]].
*The Swamp Titan's line "I LOVE the smell of swamp tar in the morning. Smells like...victorin." is a reference from the film [[Wikipedia:Apocalypse now (1979)|Apocalyse now (1979)]]The second conversation could be a reference to one of the songs in Monty Python's [[Wikipedia:Spamalot|Spamalot]].
*The Bog of Eternal Stench features in the film [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labyrinth_(film) Labyrinth].
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