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'''Mean Phoenix eggling''':<br />
*''Conversation 1:''
**'''Player:''' How do you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Bwark buwk bwark bwak, bwik bwuk. Bwark? (You are an expert on smashing eggs, so if anyone knows, it's you. How?)
**'''Player:''' Drop it SEVEN feet. It won't break for the first six!
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Bwark bark bwuk bwik bwurk. Bwuk bwark bwik bwarkwa. (You're an egg-icidal maniac, and that's not funny.)

*''Conversation 2:''

**'''Player:''' Wait a minute, where did you get a scar?
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Bwark bwik bwak bwark bwark? (You mean you don't remember?)
**'''Player:''' Remember what?
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Bwak bwik bwark, bwakwak bwarkark bwik bwak! (You did it, when you kicked my flipping egg in!)
**'''Player:''' Oh, yeah. I'm sorry about that.
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Bwark bwuk bwak... (You will be...)
**'''Player:''' ...

*''Conversation 3:''

**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Bwark bwik bwak! (Gimme some ash!)
**'''Player:''' What's the magic word?
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Bwakwabwikbwakra! Bwak, bwark bwik bwak. (Abracadabra! Now, gimme some ash.)
**'''Player:''' Not with THAT attitude!

*''Conversation 4:''

**'''Player:''' Knock knock.
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Bwuku, bwark bwak bwik. Bwuk bwak? (Okay, I'll play along. Who's there?)
**'''Player:''' The yolk's on.
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Bwark bwuk bwak bwook? (The yolk's on who?)
**'''Player:''' The yolk's on YOU!
**'''[[Phoenix]]'''''':''' (Will you please stop telling me eggling terrible jokes?)
**'''Player:''' Sorry!
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Bwuk bwark bwak bwik bwarkark! (Looks like the yolk's on you after all!)

'''Cute Phoenix Eggling:'''
*''Conversation 1:''
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Chip cheep chirrurp cheep? (Does you think me are cute?)
***''Option 1:''
****'''Player:''' Extremely cute!
****'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Chip chireep? Cheep chirrup cheep? (You mean it? You not just saying that?)
****'''Player:''' I mean it, I swear! Your cuteness makes a fluffy bunny look like the shaved rear end of a sheep.
****'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Cheep cheep chirp. (Me bet you says that to all the pets.)
***''Option 2:''
****'''Player:''' Sickeningly cute.
****'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Cheeeep?! (Whaaaaat?)
****'''Player:''' When I look at you, my heart is filled with sunshine. It sickens me.
****'''Phoenix Eggling:''' ... (...)
***''Option 3:''
****'''Player:''' Meh, you're quite cute I suppose.
****'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Cheeeep?! Chirrup cheeep?! (Whaaaaat? Only quite?)
****'''Player:''' I'm just not a cute kind of guy [or girl?].
****'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Cheep cheep chirrup cheep? (Why does you has me as a pet, then?)
****'''Player:''' To show off my uber summoning skill, which is [player's Summoning level], by the way.
****'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Chip chirreep cheep. (Me am a trophy pet.)
***''Option 4:''
****'''Player:''' Not all that cute.
****'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Cheeeep? (Whaaaaat?)
****'''Player:''' Look, you're nice and everything, I just don't think you're that cute.
****'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Cheeep chirp chirrup chip cheep, cheeep chereeep! CHEREEEEP! (Me don't care what you says, me are beautiful! BEAUTIFUL!)
***''Option 5:''
****'''Player:''' Not at all, and that's a good thing.
****'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Cheeeep? (Whaaaaat?)
****'''Player:''' You're a fiery bird who devours the burnt remains of my foes. While not cute, that is awesome!
****'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Cheeeep chip chirrup. (Yeeeeah. *The eggling eyes you suspiciously*)
*''Conversation 2:''
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Cheep cheepy-chirp chir? (Can me has ashes?)
**'''Player:''' I'll get you some soon, I promise.
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Chirreeeeeeeeep! (Okaaaaaaaaaay!)
*''Conversation 3:''
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Cheep chirreep chirrup, cheep chip chirp? (What came first, chickens or eggs?)
**'''Player:''' Eggs.
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Cheereep? Cheep chip chireep chirup cheep? (Really? You knows the answer? For reals and for trues?)
**'''Player:''' Of course! Dragons were laying eggs long before chickens were on the scene.
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Cheep chip chirp chirrup. (That not what me meant.)
*''Conversation 4:''
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Cheep chirrup chirp cheerp. (You killed my mummy.)
**'''Player:''' I know. I'm sorry.
**'''Phoenix Eggling:''' Chirp chirrup cheep? Chirpy chip cheep chir! (Why am you sorry? You killed my mummy so she can has new life!)
**'''Player:''' Phew. I'm glad that's under the rug. That's one conversation I did NOT want to have.

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