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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{dialogue|pet}}<br />
Pet rocks can be placed in a [[Menagerie]], doing so will allow the player to interact with the pet rock for several humorous, one sided conversations.<br />
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== Conversation 1 ==<br />
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'''Player''': Good day, rock!<br />
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'''Rock''': ...<br />
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'''Player''': Oooh, I love jokes! Go on then!<br />
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'''Rock''': ...<br />
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'''Player''': Who's there?<br />
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'''Rock''': ...<br />
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'''Player''': Interrupting cow wh-<br />
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'''Rock''': ...<br />
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'''Player''': Haha, good one!<br />
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==Conversation 2==<br />
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'''Player''': Hey there, rock! How are you settling into your new home?<br />
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'''Rock''': ...<br />
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'''Player''': I'm Glad to hear it!<br />
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'''Player''': Erm, this is kind of awkward, but... one of the neighbours found a pile of pebbles on their lawn.<br />
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'''Player''': Now, I'm not saying it WAS you...<br />
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'''Rock''': ...<br />
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'''Player''': Alright, alright, I believe you! There's no need for that kind of language!<br />
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== Conversation 3 ==<br />
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'''Player''': Hello there, rock. How are things?<br />
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'''Rock''': ...<br />
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'''Player''': Hmmm, I don't know. Have you tried swamp tar? I hear that's good at clearing rashes.<br />
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'''Rock''': ...<br />
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== Conversation 4 ==<br />
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'''Player''': Hello there, rock. How are things?<br />
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'''Rock''': ...<br />
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'''Player''': Oh, what a lovely song! That was a nice surprise, rock!<br />
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'''Rock''': ...<br />
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== Conversation 5 ==<br />
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'''Player''': Hey there, rock! How are you settling into your new home?<br />
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'''Rock''': ...<br />
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'''Player''': Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.<br />
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'''Player''': I'll be sure to complain to the housing association on your behalf, and petition for them to be moved out of the neighbourhood!<br />
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'''Rock''': ...<br />
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== Conversation 6 ==<br />
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'''Player''': Good day, rock!<br />
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'''Rock''': ...<br />
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'''Player''': Oooh, I love jokes! Go on then!<br />
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'''Rock''': ...<br />
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'''Player''': I don't know, what is the difference between a cow and a goblin?<br />
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'''Rock''': ...<br />
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'''Player''': Rock! How could you! That's awful!<br />
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'''Rock''': ...<br />
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'''Player''': I don't care if the other rocks think it's funny, you're not to talk like that again!</div>imported>CookBot