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<p>dun do ids with spaces. that makes linking to it a lot harder</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Dialogue|npc}}<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039; Can you impart your wise knowledge to me, O Oracle?<br /> <br /> ==Possible responses==<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; A bird in the hand can make a tasty snack.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; An answer is unimportant; it is the question that matters.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; A woodchuck does not chuck wood.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; Beware the cabbage: it is both green AND leafy.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Capes]] are always in fashion!<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; The chicken came before the egg.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;span id=&quot;kin&quot;&gt;Do not fear the dragons...fear their [[Dragonkin|kin]].&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; Don&#039;t judge a book by its cover - judge it by it&#039;s grammar and, punctuation.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; Everyone you know will one day be dead.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Goblin Generals|The goblins]] will never make up their minds on their own.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;span id=&quot;god_wars&quot;&gt;The [[God Wars]] are over...as long as the thing they were fighting over remains hidden.&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;span id=&quot;juna&quot;&gt;[[Juna|The great snake of Guthix]] guards more than she knows.&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; Help wanted? Inquire within...<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Melzar the Mad|He who wields the power of Custard]] mixes it with his own tears.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, then nobody gets Woodcutting xp.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; Imagine you look like a goblin.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; Is it time to wake up? I am not sure...<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; It&#039;s not you; it&#039;s me.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;span id=&quot;soj&quot;&gt;[[Jas]] left a [[Stone of Jas|stone]] behind.&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;span id=&quot;camdozaal&quot;&gt;Many [[Camdozaal|secrets]] are buried under this land.&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; Nothing like a tasty fish.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; Pies...they&#039;re great, aren&#039;t they?<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; Sometimes you get lucky, sometimes you don&#039;t.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; There are no crisps at the party.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; They say the ham does not mix well with other kinds of meat.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; Too many cooks spoil the anchovy pizza.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; When in Asgarnia, do as the Asgarnians do.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; Who guards the guardsmen?<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; Yes, I can. But I&#039;m not going to.<br /> <br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Oracle:&#039;&#039;&#039; No. I&#039;m not in the mood.</div>

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