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*To talk to your monkey, you need an Amulet of Monkeyspeak, obtained from the [[Monkey Madness]] quest.<br />
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=== Baby monkey ===<br />
Baby monkey: Wanna go play in the trees?<br />
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Player: Maybe later - I can't right now.<br />
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Baby monkey: Why not?<br />
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Player: I can't climb and swing as well as you can.<br />
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Baby monkey: You don't want to play in the trees with me?<br />
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Player: Yes, I...<br />
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Player: Who wants a banana?<br />
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Baby monkey: Me! Me! I want a banana!<br />
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Player: Phew, crisis averted.<br />
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=== Adult Monkey ===<br />
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'''Conversation 1'''<br />
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Adult Monkey: So why do you walk so funny all the time? Your knuckles barely even touch the ground.<br />
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Player: I should hope they don't touch the ground at all!<br />
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Adult Monkey: Why, though? Is there something wrong with your back?<br />
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Player: Yes, it's called good posture.<br />
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Adult Monkey: Ouch, sounds painful. I hope I don't catch it.<br />
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Player: I don't think there's much chance of that...<br />
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'''Conversation 2'''<br />
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Adult Monkey: I want a banana!<br />
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Player: 'I want', never gets.<br />
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Adult Monkey: Well, what DO I have to say to get a banana, then? What's the 'magic word'?<br />
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Player: If I told you what the 'magic word' was, you'd just ask for a banana again.<br />
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Adult Monkey: Of course I would.<br />
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Player: And that's why I'm not going to tell you.<br />
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Adult Monkey: Please tell me what the magic word is, pleaaaaase...<br />
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Player: 'Pleaaaaase'.<br />
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Adult Monkey: Fine, don't tell me. Humph.<br />
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'''Conversation 3'''<br />
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Adult Monkey: Hey, you!<br />
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Player: Who, me?<br />
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Adult Monkey: Yes, you!<br />
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Player: What do you want?<br />
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Adult Monkey: Where did all your fur and tail go?<br />
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Player: I was a bad little monkey that kept asking silly questions, so all my fur fell out and my tail dropped off.<br />
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Adult Monkey: Oh no! No wonder you're so mean and grumpy all the time.<br />
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Player: Yes, I...<br />
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Player: Hey!<br />
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'''Conversation 4'''<br />
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Adult Monkey: On Karamja.<br />
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Player: Mighty Karamja.<br />
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Adult Monkey: Shaikahan eats, tonight.<br />
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Player: On Karamja.<br />
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Adult Monkey: Mighty Karamja.<br />
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Player: Shaikahan sleeps, tonight.<br />
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Player: Woooooo, hoo hoooo hooooo, hey, Marimbo, hey.<br />
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Adult Monkey: Marimbo, hey. Marimbo, hey. Marimbo, hey. Marimbo, hey...<br />
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'''Conversation 5''' (on ape atoll with the player transformed into a big zombie monkey)<br />
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Player: BRAAAAINS!<br />
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Adult Monkey: Argh! Stop it! That's not funny.<br />
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Player: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!<br />
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Adult Monkey:Marimbo, save me!<br />
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Player: OK, I'm sorry. I'll stop.<br />
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Adult Monkey: Just don't do that again; you'll give me bad dreams.<br />
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Player: Aww, now I feel bad.<br />
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'''Conversation 6''' (on ape atoll with the player transformed into a bearded gorilla, karamjan monkey, medium ninja monkey, or blue faced gorilla) <br />
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Adult Monkey: ...<br />
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Player: ...<br />
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Adult Monkey: ...<br />
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Player: What?&nbsp; Why are you looking at me like that?<br />
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Adult Monkey: Umm, how are you a mon-?<br />
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Player: Do you honestly want to know?<br />
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Adult Monkey: All I want to know is if I will lose my fur and tail in a minute, due to us swapping species?<br />
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Player: No.<br />
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Adult Monkey: Then I'm going to put this down to a bad banana flashback and say no more about it.<br />
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'''Note''': The interaction between the monkey and owner can vary, just like any other pet/familiar.<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*The 4th conversation is a variation of the lyrics in the song, [[wikipedia:The Lion Sleeps Tonight|The Lion Sleeps Tonight]].</div>imported>CookBot