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{{dialogue|familiar}}

*''Conversation 1''
**'''Player''': Isn’t it a lovely day, Titan?
**'''Lava titan''': It is quite beautiful. The perfect sort of day for a limerick. Perhaps, I could tell you one?
**'''Player''': That sounds splendid.
**'''Lava titan''': There once was a bard of Edgeville,
**'''Lava titan''': Whose limericks were quite a thrill,
**'''Lava titan''': He wrote this one here,
**'''Lava titan''': His best? Nowhere near,
**'''Lava titan''': But at least half a page it did fill.

*''Conversation 2''
**'''Player''': I was just thinking about the River Lum, Titan. Isn’t it beautiful?
**'''Lava titan''': I had a bad experience with the River Lum once. Would you like me to tell you about it?
**'''Player''': Well, okay, but only if it’s in the form of a limerick.
**'''Lava titan''': I once saw a river called Lum,
**'''Lava titan''': So lovely I had to succumb,
**'''Lava titan''': The results, they were grave,
**'''Lava titan''': For I boiled all the waves,
**'''Lava titan''': And ended up just feeling glum.

*''Conversation 3''
**'''Player''': Titan, I wish I had more money.
**'''Lava titan''': Money doesn’t always bring happiness. I know a limerick about money as it happens. Would you like to hear it?
**'''Player''': Sure.
**'''Lava titan''': There was a king of Ardougne,
**'''Lava titan''': Who cared too much about coin,
**'''Lava titan''': He filled up ten pools,
**'''Lava titan''': Then swam amongst jewels,
**'''Lava titan''': And wouldn’t let anyone join.

*''Conversation 4''
**'''Player''': I’m quite a warrior, you know, Titan! I was just reminiscing about how I defeated Glough.
**'''Lava titan''': Glough, eh? I’ve heard of that fellow. In fact, I happen to know a limerick about him.
**'''Player''': Oh, really? Well, I’m quite busy; perhaps you could tell me some oth-
**''The titan seems rather excited and launches into the limerick regardless!''
**'''Lava titan''': There once was a scoundrel called Glough,
**'''Lava titan''': For whom nothing was ever enough,
**'''Lava titan''': His goal was the world,
**'''Lava titan''': Battle standard unfurled,
**'''Lava titan''': But he luckily wasn’t that tough!

*''Conversation 5''
**'''Player''': Are you hungry?
**'''Lava titan''': Hmm...no, I don't think so. I don't need to eat, you see.''' '''
**'''Player''': Oh, how awful. Food is delicious, you'd love it!
**'''Lava titan''': It's alright. I met a dwarf once who described it all to me. In fact, I wrote a limerick in his honour.
**'''Player''': Oh, I'd love to hear it.
**'''Lava titan''': I once met a dwarf who loved pie,
**'''Lava titan''': For a redberry one he would cry,
**'''Lava titan''': `I do love you so.'
**'''Lava titan''': `From berry to dough.'
**'''Lava titan''': Then he'd eat it and let out a sigh.

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