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==Conversations==<br />
===Player Owned Head===<br />
*'''Player''': How are you doing, King?<br />
*'''King Black Dragon''': Oh, I'm quite fantastic. I've been round the block a few times, done a couple of backflips. I've even given my ear a scratch.<br />
*'''Player''': Oh, I am glad. Fancy some breakfast?<br />
*'''King Black Dragon''': I could make you toast.<br />
*'''Player''': That would be grea...wait a minute! This is a trick isn't it? You'd toast ME.<br />
*'''King Black Dragon''': Sir is very perceptive. You know, you could always let me go - set me free.<br />
*'''Player''': I doubt you'd get far. After all, the house wouldn't be the same - you're like part of the furniture.<br />
*'''King Black Dragon''': Oh, very good. Very, very good. You know how to drive a dragon head up the wall.<br />
===Other Heads===<br />
*'''Player''': Hey, Player killed the King Black Dragon!<br />
*'''King Black Dragon''': Harumph. Won't happen again.<br />
*'''Player''': I hate to kick a dragon when it's down, but you're in no shape to fight.<br />
*'''King Black Dragon''': Come closer and say that.<br />
*'''Player''': I'm fine right here. What makes you think you could take Player on?<br />
*'''King Black Dragon''': I've been studying their habits, waiting for the moment when they bend over to construct something in Build Mode.<br />
*'''King Black Dragon''': Then BOOM, I've bitten them. Poison, of course. Nothing hurts more than poison.<br />
*'''King Black Dragon''': I'm playing the slow game. Go on, think of a slow game.<br />
*'''Player''': Uh, cricket?<br />
*'''King Black Dragon''': It'll be slower than that. And with added agony. I'll be the most feared wall decoration since that talking sea-bass thing.<br />
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==Historical conversations==<br />
Prior to the update on 9th October 2012, the KBD would say one of the following conversations<br />
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===Conversation 1===<br />
*'''Player''': How do you feel about all the more powerful monsters?<br />
*'''Left Head''': There no monsters more powerful than us!<br />
*'''Middle Head''': We top monster of all RuneScape!<br />
*'''Player''': No you're not. The [[Kalphite Queen]] is more powerful than you!<br />
*'''Middle Head''': Kalphite Queen? What that?<br />
*'''Player''': She's a giant insect who lives in the [[Kharidian Desert|desert]].<br />
*'''Middle Head''': Insect?<br />
*'''Right Head''': Ha ha ha ha!<br />
*'''Left Head''': No insect tougher than us! We best!<br />
*'''Player''': No, she's way tougher than you!<br />
*'''Left Head''': We no believe it!<br />
*'''Middle Head''': Even if Kalphite Queen real, which we doubt, second best not bad, is it?<br />
*'''Player''': But it's not just the Kalphite Queen. What about [[TzTok-Jad]]?<br />
*'''Left Head''': Never heard of it!<br />
*'''Player''': Or [[Dagannoth Rex]]?<br />
*'''Right Head''': You making it up!<br />
*'''Player''': Or the [[Chaos Elemental]]?<br />
*'''Middle Head''': Now then, how we know you not just making these monsters up to demoralise us?<br />
*'''Player''': Alright, then, what about me?<br />
*'''Left Head''': Puny human! You not fearsome monster!<br />
*'''Player''': I defeated you, didn't I? So, I must be stronger than you!<br />
*'''Left Head''': You got lucky! We get you next time!<br />
*'''Player''': Now that you're just a stuffed head? I don't think so!<br />
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===Conversation 2===<br />
*'''Player''': Which of you heads is...<br />
*'''Left Head''': We are!<br />
*'''Right Head''': Shut up! It us!<br />
*'''Middle Head''': Don't be silly! It's obvious that we are!<br />
*'''Player''': But you don't even know what I was going to say!<br />
*'''Middle Head''': It not matter. We strongest, cleverest, and most attractive. Whatever it is, we are most of it!<br />
*'''Left Head''': Just a minute. What if it something bad?<br />
*'''Middle Head''': Good point. What was you going to say? If it something good, we it. If it something bad, we not it.<br />
*'''Player''': I've forgotten what I was going to ask now.<br />
*'''Right Head''': Us! We are!<br />
*'''Middle Head''': What?<br />
*'''Right Head''': Sorry, just said on reflex.<br />
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===Other heads===<br />
*'''Player''': Hey, Player killed the King Black Dragon!<br />
*'''Middle head''': No, he didn't!<br />
*'''Left head''': What? Oh, ah, no. Course he didn't. We actually artificial likeness of King Black Dragon. No one could really kill King Black Dragon!<br />
*'''Middle head:''' No! We...no, it far too powerful!<br />
*'''Right head''': What are you talking about? Of course we King Black Dragon!<br />
*'''Middle head:''' Shut up, idiot!</div>imported>Battleben