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==Conversation 1==<br />
*'''Joe''': Hi, I'm Joe, door guard for [[Lady Keli]].<br />
*'''Player''': Hi, who are you guarding here?<br />
*'''Joe''': Can't say, all very secret. You should get out of here. I am not supposed to talk while I guard.<br />
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==Conversation 2==<br />
*'''Player''': Hey, chill out, I won't cause you trouble. I was just wondering what you do to relax.<br />
*'''Joe''': You never relax with these people, but it's a good career for a young man and some of the shouting I rather like.<br />
*'''Joe''': RESISTANCE IS USELESS!<br />
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==Conversation 3==<br />
*'''Player''': So what do you buy with these great wages?<br />
*'''Joe''': Really, after working here, there's only time for a drink or three. All us guards go to the same bar and drink ourselves stupid.<br />
*'''Joe:''' It's what I enjoy these days, that fade into unconsciousness. I can't resist the sight of a really cold beer.<br />
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==Conversation 4==<br />
*'''Player''': Would you be interested in making a little more money?<br />
*'''Joe''': WHAT?! Are you trying to bribe me? I may not be a great guard, but I am loyal. How DARE you try to bribe me!<br />
*'''Player''': No, no, you got the wrong idea, totally. I just wondered if you wanted some part-time bodyguard work.<br />
*'''Joe''': Oh. Sorry. No, I don't need money. As long as you were not offering me a bribe.<br />
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==Conversation 5==<br />
*'''Player''': Tell me about the life of a guard.<br />
*'''Joe''': Well, the hours are good.....<br />
*'''Joe''': .... But most of those hours are a drag. If only I had spent more time in Knight school when I was a young boy. Maybe I wouldn't be here now, scared of Keli.<br />
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==Conversation 6==<br />
*'''Player''': What did you want to be when you were a boy?<br />
*'''Joe''': Well, I loved to sit by the lake, with my toes in the water and shoot the fish with my bow and arrow.<br />
*'''Player''': That was a strange hobby for a little boy.<br />
*'''Joe''': It kept us from goblin hunting, which was what most boys did. What are you here for?<br />
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==Conversation 7==<br />
*'''Player''': I had better leave, I don't want trouble.<br />
*'''Joe''': Thanks, I appreciate that. Talking on duty can be punishable by having your mouth stitched up. These are tough people, no mistake.</div>imported>-MattBot