imported>Cqm at 15:13, 26 June 2012

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{{dialogue|familiar}}

*''Conversation 1''
**'''Giant chinchompa''': Half a pound of tuppenny rice, half a pound of treacle...
**'''Player''': I hate it when you sing that song.
**'''Giant chinchompa''': ...that's the way the money goes...
**'''Player''': Couldn't you sing 'Kumbaya' or something?
**'''Giant chinchompa''': ...BANG, goes the chinchompa!
**'''Player''': Sheesh.

*''Conversation 2''
**'''Giant chinchompa''': What's small, brown and blows up?
**'''Player''': A brown balloon?
**'''Giant chinchompa''': A chinchompa! Pull my finger.
**'''Player''': I'm not pulling your finger.
**'''Giant chinchompa''': Nothing will happen. Truuuuust meeeeee.
**'''Player''': Oh, go away.

*''Conversation 3''
**'''Giant chinchompa''': I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with 'B'.
**'''Player''': Bomb? Bang? Boom? Blowing-up-little-chipmunk?
**'''Giant chinchompa''': No. Body odour. You should wash a bit more.
**'''Player''': Well, that was pleasant. You don't smell all that great either, you know.
**'''Giant chinchompa''': Stop talking, stop talking! Your breath stinks!
**'''Player''': We're never going to get on, are we?

*''Conversation 4''
**'''Giant chinchompa''': I seem to have found a paper bag.
**'''Player''': Well done. Anything in it?
**'''Giant chinchompa''': Hmmm. Let me see. It seems to be full of some highly sought after, very expensive...chinchompa breath!
**'''Player''': No, don't pop it!
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*BANG*
**'''Player''': You just cannot help yourself, can you?

*''Conversation 5 (If a player has a [[chinchompa]] in their inventory.)''
**'''Giant chinchompa''': Woah, woah, woah - hold up there.
**'''Player''': What is it, ratty?
**'''Giant chinchompa''': You got something in your backpack that you'd like to tell me about?
**'''Player''': I was wondering when you were going to bring up the chinchompa. I'm sure they like it in my inventory.
**'''Giant chinchompa''': Did they not teach you anything in school? Chinchompas die in hot bags. You know what happens when chinchompas die. Are you attached to your back?
**'''Player''': Medically, yes. And I kind of like it too. I get the point.
[[Category:Familiar dialogue]]

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imported>Cqm at 15:13, 26 June 2012