https://wiki.darkan.org/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Transcript%3AGeoffTranscript:Geoff - Revision history2026-07-17T14:26:21ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.46.0https://wiki.darkan.org/index.php?title=Transcript:Geoff&diff=173452&oldid=previmported>Habblet: Created page with "{{dialogue|npc}} ==Dialogue== '''Player:''' Hello there! '''Geoff:''' Geoff's busy. '''1. What do you do here?''' '''Player:''' What do you do here? '''Geoff:''' Fletch...."2012-11-18T17:32:50Z<p>Created page with "{{dialogue|npc}} ==Dialogue== '''Player:''' Hello there! '''Geoff:''' Geoff's busy. '''1. What do you do here?''' '''Player:''' What do you do here? '''Geoff:''' Fletch...."</p>
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==Dialogue==<br />
'''Player:''' Hello there!<br />
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'''Geoff:''' Geoff's busy.<br />
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'''1. What do you do here?'''<br />
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'''Player:''' What do you do here?<br />
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'''Geoff:''' Fletch.<br />
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'''Player:''' Anything else?<br />
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'''Geoff:''' Sit.<br />
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'''Player:''' Uh-huh.<br />
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'''Geoff:''' Think.<br />
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'''Player:''' Yeah.<br />
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'''Geoff:''' Plot my revenge...<br />
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'''Player:''' What was that last one?<br />
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'''Geoff:''' Think.<br />
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'''Player:''' Oh, okay.<br />
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'''2. Do you always talk about yourself in the third person?'''<br />
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'''Player:''' Do you always talk about yourself in the third person?<br />
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'''Geoff:''' Nope.<br />
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'''Player:''' Fair enough.<br />
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'''Geoff:''' So, what do you want with Geoff?<br />
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'''Player:''' You did it again!<br />
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'''Geoff:''' Just because Geoff is talking like this at the moment, doesn't mean he does it all the time.<br />
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'''Player:''' But you do it all the time!<br />
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'''Geoff:''' You're just inferring that from Geoff's predilection for a particular perspective.<br />
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'''Player:''' My brain hurts.<br />
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'''3. What do you think of Sparky?'''<br />
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'''Player:''' What do you think of Sparky?<br />
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'''Geoff:''' Poor little fella.<br />
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'''Player:''' What happened?<br />
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'''Geoff:''' It was an accident at the Ranging Guild.<br />
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'''Geoff:''' Shot down. Shot down in the prime of his...<br />
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'''Geoff:''' ...life. Waaaaaaa!<br />
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'''Player:''' Steady on now-<br />
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'''Geoff:''' Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!<br />
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'''Player:''' Stiff upper lip, old chap.<br />
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'''Geoff:''' Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!<br />
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'''Player:''' Well...er...have a nice day.<br />
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'''4. Why are you so mopey?'''<br />
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'''Player:''' Why are you so mopey?<br />
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'''Geoff:''' You think Geoff's mopey?<br />
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'''Player:''' Yeah, why so sad?<br />
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'''Geoff:''' Maybe Geoff wants to be mopey. Maybe Geoff wants to be sad.<br />
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'''Player:''' But why not be happy like me?<br />
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'''Geoff:''' Oh, you think you're happy, but are you really happy?<br />
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'''Player:''' Yup, pretty sure!<br />
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'''Geoff:''' Oh, you think you're sure, but are you really sure?<br />
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'''Player:''' Erm, I think I have to go now.<br />
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'''Geoff:''' Oh, you think you have to go, but do you really have to go?<br />
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'''Player:''' Yes!</div>imported>Habblet