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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Dialogue|pet}}<br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Conversation 1&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Ex-ex-parrot&#039;&#039;&#039;: What evil looks I get from the young and the old.<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Player&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, I can&#039;t see anything wrong with you, aside from the maggots. Oh and the smell. And the whole &#039;Blasphemy against life&#039; thing.<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Ex-ex-parrot&#039;&#039;&#039;: My mistress find me lovely.<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Player&#039;&#039;&#039;: Who is your mistress?<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Ex-ex-parrot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Ye&#039;ll not know her; she lives in death.<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Player&#039;&#039;&#039;: Yeah, I tend not to visit there too often.<br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Conversation 2&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Ex-ex-parrot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Are we going to a wedding?<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Player&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why would we be going to a wedding?<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Ex-ex-parrot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Because I like weddings!<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Player&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, we aren&#039;t going to one today.<br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Conversation 3&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Ex-ex-parrot&#039;&#039;&#039;: I have a story for you.<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Player&#039;&#039;&#039;: Oh, what is it?<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Ex-ex-parrot&#039;&#039;&#039;: A long one!<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Player&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t think I have time for a long story.<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Ex-ex-parrot&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;ll like it.<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Player&#039;&#039;&#039;: But I have to be somewhere.<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Ex-ex-parrot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why does nobody want to listen to the nightmare of the sea?<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Player&#039;&#039;&#039;: Maybe it makes them seasick?<br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;Conversation 4&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Ex-ex-parrot&#039;&#039;&#039;: What use be the painted ship upon the painted ocean?<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Player&#039;&#039;&#039;: Not much, that I can see.<br /> *&#039;&#039;&#039;While wearing 2 pieces of pirate clothing&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Ex-ex-parrot:&#039;&#039;&#039; Arrr, be thee one of the crew?<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039; Err...Yes?<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Ex-ex-Parrot:&#039;&#039;&#039; Ye should nay have praised yon mariner for shootin&#039; the bird.<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039; I didn&#039;t...<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Ex-ex-parrot:&#039;&#039;&#039; Though it seemed it brought fog and ice, t&#039;was a bird of good omen!<br /> **&#039;&#039;&#039;Player:&#039;&#039;&#039; I get the feeling I&#039;m better off not knowing what it&#039;s talking about.</div>

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